This has been reported from the UK: White House official threatens to redraw Canadian border
Maybe Canada can give the US the Northwest Angle (that bit of Minnesota that sticks up above the 49th parallel) in return for Point Roberts (sticks down below the 49th parallel) in BC?
I feel like some of the ancient Roman citizens probably felt when they reached the point of realizing that their dictator with absolute power was a totally off the rails megalomaniac. 
Will it come back to 52-40 or fight?
Um, how can we trade, since the US already have both those things? Or am I missing something?
That’s 54-40, no?
Oh duh, you’re right. Stupid typo.
So, yeah, Trump wants to conquer all of North America, plus Greenland. That way he can keep up with Putin, who wants to restore the Soviet Union, and Xi, who wants to gain hegemony over East Asia. Easy-peasy. Hey, he can make a deal. Just like buying up a golf course, right?
Sometimes it took the Praetorian Guard to “persuade” the crazy dictators to step down.
Pig War II
Except this time it will be with Canada instead of UK. Maybe Trump will rebrand it to something snazzier like Canadian Bacon War.
I genuinely wonder if, in five years, I will be a US citizen or US occupied or something. Sadly, not a joke.
What a ham you are.
That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
Whoops! My error. Of couse they are both US regions.
Do the Mounties have a camo uniform?
Maybe some of you have forgotten the power this ‘man’ wields with a Sharpie.
That incident proved once and for all that he is not capable of being embarrassed. Showing off that weather map with his addendum. The clip of that can go with his masturbatory admiration of the shape of Florida’s Gulf coast. That easel with the Gulf of America map is still sitting next to his booger desk.
Of course, they also sold the emperorship to Flavius Claudius Julianus who was able to purchase it through his enormous wealth, so…
Well, not any more anyway. But once upon a time…:
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