It’s not Mother Nature. It’s Father God.
Who put this sentiment together, a bunch of people who thought “ooo, that mother nature is getting all the credit. We gotta get the word out, that it was God all along.” I’d like to listen in on the argument between the guy who thinks “mother nature” did it and the guy who thinks “god” did it. At least if you wrote “It’s not the Big Bang. It’s the Big God” you’re presenting a point of view.
My child serves in Iraq, so yours can party in college.
First of all, pal, my kid was partying in college long before your kid got sent to Iraq, so I’m really missing how the one allows the other. Secondly, let’s hear it for selfless service to one’s country.
Don’t let the car fool you, my real treasure is in heaven.
Well, it was actually kind of funny because it was on a real piece of shit car, but if I ever see this one on some $50,000 ride. . .