The fox told the police the whole sordid story. Unfortunately, no one in the department could speak Norwegian.
The fox has been at the grapes.

what does the fox say?
The fox says many things, but the hedgehog says one big thing.
A hundred years from now, it will require an advanced degree in early 21st century history and culture to understand this thread.

The autopsy revealed that… < cue music >
[
Cranberry-Walnut Stuffing
]
… or is that too tasteless ?
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They were found with a copy of the book “To Serve Man”

A hundred years from now, it will require an advanced degree in early 21st century history and culture to understand this thread.
“These phrases appear to be unconnected. Why would they be recited in response to one another in this fashion? It doesn’t make sense, unless… of course! Ritualistic Purposes!” -24th Century Anthropologist, probably

They played a drinking game where they took a shot every time he lied.
So, suicide?

The usual reason for stalling like this is that it might make somebody important look bad. Occasionally it is because they are actually going to charge someone, but it seems like they could have done that by now without compromising much of anything.
If they report that foul play is suspected, that means they were wrong when they initially said it wasn’t. That embarrassment, making themselves look bad because they got it wrong initially, seems to me to be the likely reason to hide those results.

A hundred years from now, it will require an advanced degree in early 21st century history and culture to understand this thread.
One typo! I make one little typo, and look what you kids do while I’m at work! You’re all grounded!
Something seems wrong about that. A lab should always be next to a newfy.
It’s been a while since I’ve been rick rolled, but damnit if I didn’t watch the whole thing.
When the prosecutor says he’s not going to release the autopsy results, does that mean even the families of the victims won’t get them? That would be cruel, especially if the prosecutor wants to delay the release indefinitely.

It’s been a while since I’ve been rick rolled, but damnit if I didn’t watch the whole thing.
Not that I’m offended but I thought rick-rolling was taboo on these forums.
If it’s not an instaban offence it should be.

Not that I’m offended but I thought rick-rolling was taboo on these forums.
I think they should be allowed once every 5 years.
there is an antidote to being rick-rolled – rusty pliers are involved
This popped up at the bottom of my screen. Any updates?
They’re like the General