Three men freeze to death in a friend's backyard and aren't found for three days

The fox told the police the whole sordid story. Unfortunately, no one in the department could speak Norwegian.

The fox has been at the grapes.

The fox says many things, but the hedgehog says one big thing.

A hundred years from now, it will require an advanced degree in early 21st century history and culture to understand this thread.

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Cranberry-Walnut Stuffing

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… or is that too tasteless ?

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They were found with a copy of the book “To Serve Man”

“These phrases appear to be unconnected. Why would they be recited in response to one another in this fashion? It doesn’t make sense, unless… of course! Ritualistic Purposes!” -24th Century Anthropologist, probably

So, suicide?

If they report that foul play is suspected, that means they were wrong when they initially said it wasn’t. That embarrassment, making themselves look bad because they got it wrong initially, seems to me to be the likely reason to hide those results.

One typo! I make one little typo, and look what you kids do while I’m at work! You’re all grounded!

The Lab results are in!

Something seems wrong about that. A lab should always be next to a newfy.

It’s been a while since I’ve been rick rolled, but damnit if I didn’t watch the whole thing.

When the prosecutor says he’s not going to release the autopsy results, does that mean even the families of the victims won’t get them? That would be cruel, especially if the prosecutor wants to delay the release indefinitely.

Not that I’m offended but I thought rick-rolling was taboo on these forums.

If it’s not an instaban offence it should be.

I think they should be allowed once every 5 years.

there is an antidote to being rick-rolled – rusty pliers are involved

This popped up at the bottom of my screen. Any updates?

They’re like the General