I would much prefer never again to hear any of the following three expressions which seem to be everywhere lately.
“I’ve got your back”
“Back in the day.”
“This (plan, project, whatever) is shovel ready.”
Any others?
Maverick
Wall Street/Main Street
blue dog
"I just threw up a little in my mouth." OK, yes, the line wasn’t that uproarious in Dodgeball five years ago, and it certainly isn’t now that I’ve heard it 100,000 times already.
**Using “masturbation” as a metaphor for wasting time (as in “intellectual masturbation”). ** First off, does this make all that much sense to begin with? It’s supposed to have a pejorative connotation, but it’s a perfectly acceptable act, so what’s that about? Also, it plainly tries too hard to be transgressive. Maybe when I was in seventh grade talking about beating off would send me into titters of embarrassment, but by now the metaphor is just hackneyed and uncouth. And it makes me think you forgot the words for “daydreaming” and “whimsy.”
“It’s a win-win situation.”
“I’d hit 'dat.” Hopefully it’ll go the way of “Who’s 'yo Daddy?!”
That’s the way I/we roll.
Let’s roll.
You da’ man.
The First 100 Days
Hotdog down a hallway.
At the end of the day…
ETA: In terms of…
I don’t recall ever hearing that expression. I was going to ask what it meant, then decided I might not want to know.
It does not mean wasting time. It means that someone is doing something for their own pleasure rather than the stated purpose. It is not a juvenile put down. It has nothing to do with daydreaming. It is belittling something as self pleasure rather than as something of substance for a wider audience. Like or dislike the expression as you see fit, but do it for the correct reasons.
Since I have never heard the expression “shovel ready” until this thread I am not ready to retire it.
“You’re fired.”
One of the local car dealerships would have the owner telling himself “you da man!” on his radio commercials. That was when I decided there was no way in hell I’d ever buy from him. It went on for years.
I don’t think he does it anymore, but it left such a bad impression over the years I *still *won’t buy from him.
Not so much.
Fairly unique.
Pretty unique.
Quite unique.
Somewhat unique.
President Bush (thank God!)
Yeah, where exactly does that phrase pop up? I’ve never heard it before.
I would be more than happy if “Fuck my life,” “FTW,” and “Epic fail” went the way of the dodo.
AARRRGGGHHHHH!!! Hatred, hatred, hatred.
(Me too)
and: “How YOU doin’?”
It’s showing up a lot with respect to ‘stimulus’ funding for construction projects. They’re looking for projects that have been designed and approved, but are simply waiting for funding. These projects can start immediately to provide jobs for the laid-off workers. They are ‘shovel-ready’.
Quoted for truth.
What ?
I think it was around before Dodgeball. At any rate, much more classic is the Futurama line where Fry eats an egg salad sandwich from a gas station vending machine, and says, “It’s like a party in my mouth, and everyone’s throwing up.”