Three people using "CalMeacham" is the same as one person having multiple socks.

[kidchameleon]

@CalMeacham

“MilliCal” (a combination of “CalMeacham” and “Pepper Mill”)

Damn, I thought it was metric. I figured when she hit her teens she’d be CentiCal.

[Contrapuntal]

@D_Odds

Contrapuntal’s contribution has definitely earned a spot on the smacking list.

You’ll have to buy me dinner first.

[susan]

You’ll have to buy me dinner first.

Otter Pops?

[Contrapuntal]

@susan

Otter Pops?

No, actually I blew a seal.

[imthjckaz]

@Contrapuntal

No, actually I blew a seal.

This tread has now stooped to bestiality.

[Cervaise]

Some would argue that going from puns to bestiality is an upward movement.