Three people using "CalMeacham" is the same as one person having multiple socks.

[Q.E.D]

@Hostile Dialect

The SDMB doesn’t allow subscriptions from users under 13 because it’s illegal to give Internet memberships to people under 13 if your servers are in the United States.

Wrong.

[Dangerosa]

@Hostile Dialect

The SDMB doesn’t allow subscriptions from users under 13 because it’s illegal to give Internet memberships to people under 13 if your servers are in the United States. Don’t be stupid, IDK. I know that will be a challenge.

Go take a peek at Club Penguin.

[Little_Nemo]

What does it say about me that I originally read it as “Designated Hitler”?

“Now conquering Greece for Benito Mussolini…”

[samclem]

@Hostile Dialect

The SDMB doesn’t allow subscriptions from users under 13 because it’s illegal to give Internet memberships to people under 13 if your servers are in the United States. Don’t be stupid, IDK. I know that will be a challenge.

http://www.coppa.org/

[Dag_Otto]

I think we should allow ferrets to join, as long as they are 13 years old and have $15. Most ferrets should be able to manage that, right?

[Mangetout]

@Dag Otto

I think we should allow ferrets to join, as long as they are 13 years old and have $15. Most ferrets should be able to manage that, right?

Stoatally.

[Pushkin]

@Dag Otto

I think we should allow ferrets to join, as long as they are 13 years old and have $15. Most ferrets should be able to manage that, right?

Its one way to weasel out of the situation.

[descamisado]

@Dag Otto

I think we should allow ferrets to join, as long as they are 13 years old and have $15. Most ferrets should be able to manage that, right?

Sure. But if they turn out to be polecats, we otter badger them until they act right.

[D_Odds]

I was about to smack Pushkin with the biggest trout I could find, but then 5-4-Fighting chimed in. Now I’m finding some of those Amazonian catfish to do the smacking with - Lake Trout are just too small.

[kaylasdad99]

Sometimes a trout- (or catfish-) smacking is simply too lenient. Go straight for the candirú.

[Wee_Bairn]

@D_Odds

I was about to smack Pushkin with the biggest trout I could find, but then 5-4-Fighting chimed in. Now I’m finding some of those Amazonian catfish to do the smacking with - Lake Trout are just too small.

Mangetout’s was a bit too obscure for you?

[Thorium_Indium_Potassium]

@susan

As long an nobody refers to their husband as “DH” as on some of my other boards, I’m thrilled.

Hmmm, gives susan the side eye. My other main message board uses DH all the time. Also DD, DS, or DC (to refer to children).

[D_Odds]

@Wee Bairn

Mangetout’s was a bit too obscure for you?

First one got a bye

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

@Dag Otto

I think we should allow ferrets to join, as long as they are 13 years old and have $15. Most ferrets should be able to manage that, right?

Yeah, we should let a whole group of them join. It’d be great for business.

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[ShermanAter]

@Madd Maxx

I’m on ur mesage bored, typin illegal posts.

Mad Maxes cat.

Now thats funny right there, I don’t care who you are.

[Contrapuntal]

@D_Odds

I was about to smack Pushkin with the biggest trout I could find, but then 5-4-Fighting chimed in. Now I’m finding some of those Amazonian catfish to do the smacking with - Lake Trout are just too small.

You otter just chill out.

[Autolycus]

::steps in wearing police uniform:: OK that’s enough. Things have gotten quite too silly.

[D_Odds]

@Autolycus

::steps in wearing police uniform:: OK that’s enough. Things have gotten quite too silly.

Sillier than the OP? That said, BRBS-CS shot well over the general audience with that pun. Contrapuntal’s contribution has definitely earned a spot on the smacking list.

[Khampelf]

@SenoraGO

Hmmm, gives susan the side eye. My other main message board uses DH all the time. Also DD, DS, or DC (to refer to children).

Hmmmm. I should go to one of those BBSs, DH is my IRL initials. I’d get to experience life as a polygamist.

I agree with Autolycus that ferret’s fair, but it’s gone to far. I’m Vermin that conviction.

[Miller]

@Autolycus

::steps in wearing police uniform:: OK that’s enough. Things have gotten quite too silly.

You’re supposed to be dressed like a British army Colonel. Five yard penalty for a faulty Monty Python reference. First down!

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