I wish I could have thought up a response as clever. My responses would go something like “Well, you failed to get what you wanted, didn’t you?”
Why, when it’s clearly Hillary’s fault?
I’m on ur mesage bored, typin illegal posts.
Mad Maxes cat.
And this will be noticeably different from the status quo how?
Tris
Does this include cats? I’m totally on board with the ferret posting ban as they are kinda crazy. But, if it includes cats, well mister, that’s just crazy talk. My kitty could write a better thought out, more well reasoned post than the OP with one paw tied behind her back. 
I do have a legit question about this rule, though. My sister is a parole officer. If we had a question in GQ about parole, why would it be ok for me to take dictation but not ok for the expert herself to type the post? (provided of course it was a one time thing and not trying to get a two for the price of one type situation. Or did I just answer my own question there? It’s easier to just make a blanket rule than start counting how many times “so and so’s spouse” posted under her username.)
What about using quote tags for attribution?
Didn’t want this to go unapplauded.
Excuse me for a moment while I turn over the keyboard to my dog, Biscotti.
Biscotti writes:
TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW, I’m going to share something with you that my mom says to me all the time when I’m sticking my nose somewhere that it doesn’t belong.
Everything is not your business. I bolded it and upsized it because sometimes she yells.
Probably you won’t listen any better than I do.
What, that Bill got a blowjob?
Who’d a thunk that a TURDUCKEN would have such a sense of humour. Of course since you are acting as a sock for a Thanksgiving dinner, you should be spitted or pitted or whatever one does in such circumstances.
No, no! It’s the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Them and the Bilderbergers.
Stranger
Thirded. QED, I’m stealing that and probably using it in an email at work tomorrow.
As for me, I like these here BBQASAPSATCOM threads because obviously there’s been enough of them for folks to hone their goof skills to a razors edge. There’s some good stuff in here.
For some time there were a couple of very well-known assboinks on here who were insistent that me and Fierra were the same person, posting under two accounts. IIRC they even made “official complaints” saying as such. Kind of falls flat with me and Fierra have met TubaDiva at the same time…but then, I’ve also been accused of being a sockpuppet for TubaDiva, so who knows?
Sheesh. It’s obvious! You, all three, are just socks for David Simmons! And because he’s one of the cool kids, we’re all just supporting the ego tripping.
For the humor-impaired, this post is about as serious as John Cleese.
Dingus’ post is his cite.
Yeah, why do moderators get allowed to share accounts? (I keed I keed)
Story time. My dad is a music teacher and assigned a high school class to do a report on any modern composer. One student chose Stephen Foster. He never turned in the assignment. When asked why, he replied “I went to the library, but I couldn’t find information on either of those guys!” :eek:
Why does this remind me of “cake or death”?
You can’t fool me! All this eschatological stuff is just an excuse to pat Frank! 
<4.5> Profit!
And TDLR+ERHKGSHDFSGJSFDHKLFHGKLFDHG is still fucking retarded.
Lolcat speak has been a bit overdone lately, but this was just gold. All it needed was a “kthanxbai” to make it perfect.