[QUOTE=TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW]
I don’t want anyone to think I’m being a jerk
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[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
Dude, that ship has sailed, sunk, rusted and is now a thriving coral reef.
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I wish I could have thought up a response as clever. My responses would go something like “Well, you failed to get what you wanted, didn’t you?”
[QUOTE=silenus]
I blame Bush.
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Why, when it’s clearly Hillary’s fault?
I’m on ur mesage bored, typin illegal posts.
Mad Maxes cat.
[QUOTE=TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW]
If this is how it’s going to be, then I’m going to go schizophrenic and have TLDR be one person who posts long shit, IDK be another who’s an idiot and never knows the answer, JKLOL to only post in MPSIMS, and FTW will be the real me.
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And this will be noticeably different from the status quo how?
Tris
[QUOTE=Frank]
In fairness to TLDR, he is, in this case, exactly half right. We do discourage others (family, friends, ferrets) posting under a member’s account. The half wrong part is that the usual response, as noted above, is a mild reminder of policy, not the guillotine.
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Does this include cats? I’m totally on board with the ferret posting ban as they are kinda crazy. But, if it includes cats, well mister, that’s just crazy talk. My kitty could write a better thought out, more well reasoned post than the OP with one paw tied behind her back. 
I do have a legit question about this rule, though. My sister is a parole officer. If we had a question in GQ about parole, why would it be ok for me to take dictation but not ok for the expert herself to type the post? (provided of course it was a one time thing and not trying to get a two for the price of one type situation. Or did I just answer my own question there? It’s easier to just make a blanket rule than start counting how many times “so and so’s spouse” posted under her username.)
What about using quote tags for attribution?
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
Dude, that ship has sailed, sunk, rusted and is now a thriving coral reef.
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Didn’t want this to go unapplauded.
Excuse me for a moment while I turn over the keyboard to my dog, Biscotti.
Biscotti writes:
TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW, I’m going to share something with you that my mom says to me all the time when I’m sticking my nose somewhere that it doesn’t belong.
Everything is not your business. I bolded it and upsized it because sometimes she yells.
Probably you won’t listen any better than I do.
[QUOTE=El_Kabong]
Why, when it’s clearly Hillary’s fault?
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What, that Bill got a blowjob?
[QUOTE=TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW]
I don’t want anyone to think I’m being a jerk.
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Who’d a thunk that a TURDUCKEN would have such a sense of humour. Of course since you are acting as a sock for a Thanksgiving dinner, you should be spitted or pitted or whatever one does in such circumstances.
[QUOTE=silenus]
I blame Bush.
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No, no! It’s the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Them and the Bilderbergers.
Stranger
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Didn’t want this to go unapplauded.
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Thirded. QED, I’m stealing that and probably using it in an email at work tomorrow.
As for me, I like these here BBQASAPSATCOM threads because obviously there’s been enough of them for folks to hone their goof skills to a razors edge. There’s some good stuff in here.
[QUOTE=MsRobyn]
Oh, yeah. Airman Doors is a figment of everyone’s imagination. See, I wanted to have some fun with y’all, so I invented a whole new persona who is male, conservative and in the military. Really, I invented the whole Doors family.
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For some time there were a couple of very well-known assboinks on here who were insistent that me and Fierra were the same person, posting under two accounts. IIRC they even made “official complaints” saying as such. Kind of falls flat with me and Fierra have met TubaDiva at the same time…but then, I’ve also been accused of being a sockpuppet for TubaDiva, so who knows?
[QUOTE=shamrock227]
Does this include cats? I’m totally on board with the ferret posting ban as they are kinda crazy. But, if it includes cats, well mister, that’s just crazy talk. My kitty could write a better thought out, more well reasoned post than the OP with one paw tied behind her back.
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Sheesh. It’s obvious! You, all three, are just socks for David Simmons! And because he’s one of the cool kids, we’re all just supporting the ego tripping.
For the humor-impaired, this post is about as serious as John Cleese.
[QUOTE=Rysdad]
Cite?
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Dingus’ post is his cite.
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
Somebody should report this to tomndebb.
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Yeah, why do moderators get allowed to share accounts? (I keed I keed)
Story time. My dad is a music teacher and assigned a high school class to do a report on any modern composer. One student chose Stephen Foster. He never turned in the assignment. When asked why, he replied “I went to the library, but I couldn’t find information on either of those guys!” :eek:
Why does this remind me of “cake or death”?
[QUOTE=silenus]
Alas, Babylon!
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You can’t fool me! All this eschatological stuff is just an excuse to pat Frank! 
[QUOTE=Morbo]
A day in the life of TLDR:
<1> Think of a couple of legitimate OPs and post them to prevent the grand troll experiment from being as obvious - file away in case he is accused of such.
<2> Desperately try and find a new and interesting way (to him) of stirring up trouble. Extra points if he has some slim point to add to his faux legitimacy.
<3> Attempt in follow-up posts in item <2> to make it seem like he’s not really trolling, but with juuust enough horseshit to see how much he can get away with. “I’m just concerned for the integrity of the board, and for the safety of minors that might be tempted to post here…I just want to keep this place fair and safe for everyone.”
<4> Dance with glee at the trouble caused by his fresh experiment.
<5> Repeat.
Nice work. It’s all falling into place for you again.
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<4.5> Profit!
And TDLR+ERHKGSHDFSGJSFDHKLFHGKLFDHG is still fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=Madd Maxx]
I’m on ur mesage bored, typin illegal posts.
Mad Maxes cat.
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Lolcat speak has been a bit overdone lately, but this was just gold. All it needed was a “kthanxbai” to make it perfect.