Three step plan to financial freedom

Here is my three step plan to financial freedom.

Feel free to use any or all of the ideas expressed hereof.

  1. Buy Lotto ticket

  2. Match all numbers on ticket to the drawing that the ticket is for.

  3. Take ticket to Lotto office to collect check.

See any flaws in the plan?

I don’t know about your plan, but mine is still a little unfinished.

Step 1: Steal Underpants.

Step 2: ?

Step 3: Profit!

Step 2. is the hard part.

Heh, in both plans.