I’m going to sell pencils on a street corner. I figure that at a nickel each, I only have to sell about 5556 of them per second, and within an hour I’ll be a millionaire.
I’m going to beg a dollar from each of my million internet friends.
Hey, tdn. You got a dollar?
Hey, Lust4Life. You got a dollar?
Hey, Jettboy. You got a dollar?
Hey, De La Rue. You got a dollar?
Hey, Ruken. You got a dollar?
Hey, Terrifel. You got a dollar?
Hey, G0sp3l. You got a dollar?
Hey, Captain_C. You got a dollar?
Hey, Fuzzy Dunlop. You got a dollar?
Hey, runner pat. You got a dollar?
Hey, Intergalactic Gladiator. You got a dollar?
Hey, Malleus, Incus, Stapes! You got a dollar?
Dang! This is too much like work.
Ironically, that and starting a religion are the only two methods mentioned so far which actually stand a ghost of a chance of working.
Mine is to develop some sort of psychometric test which will determine if two people will fall in love with each other, and start an Internet dating service with absolutely guaranteed results or money refunded no questions asked. My fee per client will start in the $10 k range.