What's your get-rich-quick plan?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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snerk

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Birthright. Don’t do jack shit except have the right genealogy. Seems to work.

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I’ll buy two. I couldn’t find a regular pencil today when I needed one. Do you accept credit cards?

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In Manhattan:

  1. Open a Popeye’s around 86th, around Lex-3rd.
    Why I didn’t bother: I love Popeye’s, like once every 6 months but don’t want to be a merchant of fat greasy death food. A Popeye’s did ultimately open up on 3rd ave. but got shut down by the health authorities. :eek:

  2. Open a Chipotle around that same area or around the York/1st Ave. hospital zone around 68th st.
    Why I didn’t bother: Chipotle doesn’t franchise, but they thanked me for the suggestion anyway. I have no idea how to run a food place anyway. Still no Upper east sideChipotle, which I find extremely odd.

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My plan involves drawing. It paid the rent this month. On the other hand, I’ve been at it for somewhere between 4 months and 30 years, depending on how you count, so scratch the ‘quick’ part.

Credit cards? Cripes. I thought the sign said ‘10c’, not ‘10k’…

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Find someone really fabulously wealthy, and marry them.

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I will blog my way to riches. That totally works, right? Right?!?

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Lately I’ve been thinking about starting a webcomic. Now I see how I can quit my day-job, too. Thanks!

D

PS Where’s my dollar?

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I accept credit cards only for bulk orders.

So Shagnasty, how many millions of pencils shall I put you down for?

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Become the CEO of a large corporation.

Make decisions with a dartboard after my 10 martini lunch.

Take government bailout money and pay myself a 9 figure bonus.

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I’m hosintg a website where people can post what they make on their off time:
www.oddfiddlythings.com

I’m making my millions usnig Google AdSence. In the last 3 months I’ve made $3.54.

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I’m going to be a high-school math teacher.

No, sorry, that’s my stay-poor-quick scheme.

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I’m going to buy hundreds of thousands of small trinkets from overseas and then give them all away.
“How are you going to make money doing that?” you might ask.
Easy.
Volume!

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I clicked a Mustang link for you. I expect 10%.

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Vegas baby…Vegas

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Where would you like your 9/10ths of a cent sent?

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Marry a rich woman with a bad heart an no relatives

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I’m thinking I screwed this one up a little over 43 years ago. Looks like I’m going to need a plan B.

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Trade CIT in my margin sandbox. Cost weighted I’m in at about 90 cents a share on what I hold and have enough taken out to cover the next two Vegas trips from this week’s gallop to $1.50 pps.

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Wait wait guys, I got it!

A postal coupon in Europe costs a penny. However, it’s redeemable in America for a dime’s worth of stamps. I’m going to buy a lot of coupons, trade them in for stamps, sell the stamps, and get 9 cents for every penny I have. It’s so great I won’t even need investors.