Nonsense—it’s your parents and your grandparents who screwed the pooch on that one, so don’t kick yourself. However, what’s done is done, so it’s high time for you to stop whining about it and go marry one of the Kennedys.
I’m going to breed lobsters in my backyard and sell them for $9.99/lb.
The Motorized Hula Hoop.
Kids can have fun, but won’t have to do any annoying exercise.
Should sell millions, but I might need to increase size of the hula hoops so they fit around those fat kids.
I have invented an entirely knew configuration of cheap bits of wires, gears, rubber bands and pulleys and can prove it will ‘guarantee’ you to lose weight.
Think of the riches I will enjoy!
The eight hour time-released caffeine pill. Take one when you go to bed, it will activate right before your alarm goes off.
It’s a billion $ idea! ! !