As per usual, the lads and I ended up in the pub last night after our weekly badminton game for the regular post-game pint. There’s something wonderfully English, I think, about engaging in two hours aerobic exercise and then just automatically going to the pub afterwards.
“You know what, I’m really proud of myself for doing more of this healthy living bollocks,” One of us will almost inevitably say, the others nodding in agreement whilst tucking into big fuck-off bags of Pork Scratchings, “chuck us a ciggy.”
For us, in a way, this regular post-sport session has come to replace the Friday Drink - not because we don’t go out on Fridays anymore (he adds quickly in case the Pub Police are listening) but simply because we rarely get the option of doing it together. As everyone knows, a core part of the proper Friday Drink is doing it with your regular crew - preferably your best mates. This is important because (despite what some people believe) the Friday Drink is as much, if not more, about having a fucking laugh and a chat with people you like than about getting drunk. The drink is there for its properties as a social lubricant as much as its intoxicating effects.
Plus, of course, if you don’t do it with the same gang of people on a regular basis then you don’t get to indulge fully in a lot of the other enjoyable rituals that form part of The Friday Drink.
You can’t properly engage in the Great Debate, for example and this is an absolutely crucial part of The Friday Drink. Sure, the question seems simple enough - “which pub we going to then?” - but its one that requires a carefully thought out answer, because it sets the tone for the whole night.
Do you go to the Tollington, which is conveniently located for transport links (meaning the more distant living drinkers can stay later) but looks like something out of a fucking Ikea catalogue since its refurbishment (so lacks atmosphere and comfy chairs)? Maybe the Quays (plenty of atmosphere and great beer but the music can be loud and kill conversation)? What about the Landseer or the Coronet?
This question is far more difficult to answer if you don’t all have at least a passing familiarity with the pubs in question or experiences from previous visits to pull on.
Similarly you can’t do The Catch-up if you’re not a regular crew. I mean, lets get this straight from the start - that’s not a gossip. Men do not gossip - women do.
We “catch-up” which, given that it covers things we’ve got up to that week and what’s happening with mutual mates who aren’t present, I’ll admit may superficially seem to be exactly the same thing but trust me, its not.
Couldn’t be more different, honest.
Anyway, my point is that it’s another thing that you can’t do properly if you’re not all regulars.
I could go on but I won’t - basically a lot of the fun parts of a true Friday Drink are missing for us these days because as we have (allegedly) matured, factors such as time, distance, other halves and work have conspired to broaden out our social requirements and keep us away from physical proximity on that sacred day. Now I don’t think any of us would say that’s a bad thing - if anything its great, because they’re all indicators that we’re all doing pretty damn well with our lives despite what certain Teachers, Lectures and (in some cases) family members may have thought.
I think all of us though, deep down, are secretly a bit happy to have The Friday Drink back again even if it has shifted temporally.
For us, Thursdays are most definitely the new Fridays.