(Thx Scarlett67) What idiotic assumptions to others make about your job?

Oh, I knew all that. I am a bit of a space booster, so for a while it seemed to make sense to get into astronomy as a hobby. I still enjoy hunting for solar system sights with my very, very modest home scope, and when I get the chance I still plan to grind my own lens for a home 'scope. But, I’ve learned enough about myself to know that I have a slight problem with the idea of studying astronomy rigorously - the concepts of infinity, the distances, and more importantly the time frames involved all conspire to leave me wanting to curl up into a foetal position if I think about 'em too long.

Lookit the pretty lights. :smiley:

Reading this thread, I have realized one advantage of my job. Nobody asks or expects any discount professional work from an off-duty prison guard.

“Hey, Little Nemo, the nephews are visiting this week and those little hellions are quite the handful. You work at Attica. Would you mind coming over with some tear gas and quelling a riot?”

Indygrrl- I know it would be silly to assume that the strippers are legitimately interested in the clients beyond separating them from their money :stuck_out_tongue: but is there really that much resentment? I’ve been to strip clubs before, I know they are putting on a show/act but just the same I don’t think I could go if I knew that deep down they hated me for just being there :confused: I never had any negative assumptions about strippers, though. Heck, if I had the body, I’d do it too! (honestly people are more likely to pay me to put my clothes back on though :frowning: )

My job(s)

Crossing Guard- No, I’m not a cop. Yes, I work for the police department. No, I don’t carry a gun. Yes, I get paid to do this job. No, I’m not standing around for 6 hours while kids are in class, I’m only there when they are going to school and leaving. Heck, while I’m typing this post I’m between shifts. :smiley: Also, I’m not totally bothered by people mistaking me for a police officer. I certainly get treated better while the uniform is on :stuck_out_tongue:

Tutor- I get all sorts of odd questions from parents at the tutoring center I work at. Something that pisses me off about some parents is that they have this notion that if they intimidate the youngest, most vulnerable-looking employee, they can get whatever they want. So if they are unhappy about how much they are paying for a membership, they’ll rant and scream not at the manager, but at the poor 16 year old girl who is four-foot-nothing, only worked here a month, doesn’t have ANYTHING to do with how much we charge, etc in the hopes that she will somehow fix things :mad: . On the other side of the coin, I get coworkers who don’t understand why I do this job for a living because the pay is so low :smack: . Gee, what a startling revelation, what have I been doing for the past two years?! :rolleyes: I work there because I enjoy it. The schedule is flexible, and they should mind their own damn business.

Piano Teacher- I’m a student teacher, which means I teach beginner piano and take lessons myself. I’ve done it for a year and I’m personally still in the process of ‘learning how to teach’ so that eventually I can teach on my own and not through a master teacher. People complain to me that the tuition is too high, that to pay $26.50 a week for piano lessons is ludicrous. They also believe that I make a killing doing this job. Wrong! The pay is decent but they don’t realize we have to pay studio fees to lease the rooms that we teach in, plus the master teacher gets a (large) cut of my student’s tuition. Also, I have to be a student myself, which means I pay tuition as well. When you factor in no-shows/people that don’t pay, sometimes I make $0 and had days where I sat in a cold studio room calling people because NOBODY showed up.

I had a classmate in school tell me she was thinking of learning to play the piano, and I mentioned that I teach piano (I’m always looking for new students). When I explained its a 30 minute lesson a week, she balked, saying her friend teaches piano and she gives 45 minute lessons. I asked her how much her friend charges, and she said $50 a week. Ah hah! I said. “Your friend charges about 25% more on a per-hour basis than I do.” I explained. “But she teaches for 45 minutes at a time!” Even when I broke down the math to try to explain how my lessons were more cost-effective than her friend’s, she still didn’t get it. She was trying to save money here, she explained to me. Maybe I was better off not having her as a student :wally Longer does not always equal better. I’m curious if her friend teaches piano to 5-year olds with ADHD (because I have/do) or kids with parents who shout and intimidate the hell out of the kid the whole lesson, making him/her miserable the whole time than telling me that I didn’t do enough to help their child. :mad:

Incubus, I think I made it sound a little bitter. heh. Um, there are guys that are ok to chat with, but by and large I’ve been grossed out by them or bored to tears by them. The girl may act fascinated in your story about computer technology, but her mind is thinking about your wallet.

So, no, we don’t hate you on sight. Just after you’re there for awhile. :smiley:

You mean after we’re broke :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s just… sad.

Not you, Indygrrl, but strip clubs in general. The only time I ever went to one, I was more skeeved out than aroused; it struck me as a terribly lonely and dehumanising place: the form of intimacy and connection without the content.

And here we go…

Um, just post the idiotic assumptions people make about your job and save your editorializing about mine for the Pit or one of the hundred stripper threads on this forum.

Heh. I had this exchange with a student a few years back.

Student: Why do I keep getting Cs in this class?

Me: Well, you keep turning in papers that aren’t up to the standard most instructors expect from college writing, either in terms of organization or mechanics, and it seems like you need more help than I can give in the classroom. Have you considered bringing some of your drafts to the Writing Center so the tutors can work with you one-on-one?

Student: Well, not really, because there’s a limit to what they can do, right? I mean, they won’t write your paper for you.

:smack:

Other idiotic assumptions:

“Oh, you’re working on a PhD in English? Well, I guess I’d better watch my grammar around you.” (Yes, because grammar is the only thing we study in the English department, and correcting strangers’ grammar at parties is how we all get our kicks. Joy, joy.)

“What would a typical dissertation in English look like? I mean, if you discovered a new Shakespeare play, would that be enough for a dissertation?” (That one came from an actual professor – in another field, of course. Cracked me up.)

Um, aren’t those last two redundant? :smiley:

Hi Opal!

I hope to Og that wasn’t a science type prof talking. A number of Ph.D. dissertations in the sciences are the kind that everyone thinks of as pushing the boundaries of knowledge. More are perfectly legitimate, if not particularly spectacular, examinations of research into a very narrow and focused aspect of the science. And a larger number than anyone really wants to admit are diploma mill papers where the topic is simply one piece of a larger, and related, piece of work being done by the faculty advisor. (i.e. the sort of overall project where 15 different candidates present papers with titles like: The effects of weightlessness on gestation in Misocritus aratus (the golden hamster); the effects of weightlessness on gestation in Phodopus cambelli (Cambell’s Russian dwarf hamster); etc. Each paper, taken on it’s own is perfectly legitimate, I’ll admit, but taken as a whole one really has to wonder about how well such papers meet the standards of being an original work.)

Yeah, really. You lazy thing. :smiley:

I’m a visual artist, in three different media.

  1. I do geometric abstracts utilizing tiny pieces of wood and acrylics. When people hear that my paintings are not representational, they think I spend about 3 minutes splashing paint onto a canvas. Actually, each painting takes several weeks or even months to finish.

  2. I sell prints of my photography on eBay. People are always asking me for advice on how they can get rich quick with their vacation snapshots. For the record, I do not simply take a picture, and print it out, as is. Each image (scanned from a 35mm slide) is meticulously transformed in Photoshop, and often becomes something totally different than the original shot. A great deal of skill and patience is involved.

  3. I’m a graphic artist. Once, an uncle of mine said, “Oh yeah, the 10-year-old kid next door does that; he’s got all the software.” Excuse me, but if I buy some gym equipment, that doesn’t make me a bodybuilder. When I do graphics, I have to be the following people:

Designer
Illustrator
Painter
Photographer
Typographer and typesetter
Calligrapher
Copy writer
Photo retoucher
3D modeler and renderer
Proofreader
Computer technician
Web designer
Color expert
Quality control person
Client liaison
Accountant and bookkeeper
Special effects creator
Slideshow creator
and lastly, client therapist.

And I have to do it all myself, and meet deadlines. I think my uncle’s 10-year-old neighbor falls a little short, even with “all the software.”

Almost forgot part of my job description:

Magician.

As in, “Here are some notes I’ve jotted down, for the brochure I want. Can you just run it through the computer, so it can get to the printer this afternoon?”

I’m an English professor and always get the “oooh, I better be careful about my grammar around you or you’ll get out your red pen” stuff. People always ask me if I’ve read this or that and are sometimes puzzled that I haven’t yet read every book ever published or can’t recite Alfred Lord Tennyson from memory.

I made a living as a graphic designer for a long time before graduate school. As with the other GD’s posting here, the job wields a certain fascination for many people, who would say: 1) How fun! You just get to sit and draw all day, and; 2) I’ve always wanted to do that, do you have to be arty?

Sorry, Indygrrl, I’ll shut up now.

I’m in the Air Force.

I do not fly an airplane. You see, in order to become a pilot, you have to be a commissioned officer. To be a commissioned officer, you have to have a college degree. If I had a college degree, there’s no way in hell I’d be in the military.

Of course, I get more requests for computer crap not because of my job (lady, the computers I work on weigh five tons; and are outclassed by several of the newer handheld gaming systems), but simply because I’m the only geek in my family.

Gee, Manatee, you left out the part about how rich you must be, making all that crazy teacher money. My mom hears that one even more than the one about how easy her job is.

Spoons, you really ought to get back into doing calligraphy. It sounds like you really enjoyed it, and it’s a damn shame to stop doing something you love because other people are assholes about it. I’d love to be able to do calligraphy, but I just don’t have the hand-eye coordination, the patience, or the persistance to learn to do it the way it ought to be done. Good on you for having those attributes!

To be fair you’re the one who said that you don’t like your clients.

At the moment I’m an orderly, but I don’t think there’s any assumptions made about us. Maybe that orderlies are these big guys in white – we’re mostly uni students making cash in the evenings or older guys that were made redundent and can’t get jobs elsewhere. There’s only about 10 guys at my hospital that do it full time as a chosen career and they’re pretty nerdy.

I am a nursing student though and will say that if there are people fulfilling the stereotype of student nurses as pretty airhead sluts they don’t go to my uni :(. (heh) Nurse porn just makes me laugh these days. Um, if I ever saw any, which of course I never have…

Also, of the 15 or so guys doing the course (along with 300 girls :)) only 1 of us is gay, so so much for THAT stereotype!

I’m not an attractive woman. However, I CAN cook. How do you feel about lasagna/manicotti/stuffed pasta shells?

Wait, sorry, I just thought of a good one.

In Australia, registered nurses have just as much personal responsibility for a patient as a doctor. On the ward I work on a doctor made a bad call that resulted in a patients death a couple of years ago and because the nurse looking after the patient didn’t pick up on it she got deregistered.

Once I explained that to my girlfriend she got a lot more comfortable with me doing a nursing degree instead of medicine.