Tiger choking?

Though stopped on the 10th with a considerable par putt, he should be able to overcome his +5 deficit for a couple of reasons:

  1. He’ll be hitting the course early to complete his first round. This gives him a chance to putt before the green get torn up. Even on the 18th, he’ll only have had 8 three-somes before him.

  2. The rain should have softened up the greens so he’ll be better able to approach the pins.

  3. He knows he can intimidate the field by erasing the +3 score he now has this morning. He can force the field to shoot at the pins as they try to distance themselves from him.

  4. Finally, he’s Tiger. I can’t remember him having two bad days in a row.

Oh. And my web access is back up.

I have absolutely nothing to add to a golf thread.

I just wanted to say it’s damn good to see ya, sweetie! Smilie usage has been running rampant in your absence.

“choking the tiger” huh huh huh that sounds rude.

I’m sorry. I’m leaving now.

Ditto, Chief. The fact that he chunked, I mean CHUNKED, a SW from 90 and missed the green, he definitely had something going on yesterday with his swing. I’m betting he misses the par putt on 10, but then plays the last 8 holes 3 under, then I think its look out everybody!

Popular opinion is that he had a timing problem yesterday. In true Tiger fashion, after the 1/2 round he hit the practice range. I believe he and Butch (Harmon, his swing coach) would have worked out the problem.
That hit off the toe of his nine-iron fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. The buried sand lie was icing on the cake.

D’oh! He dropped another stroke on 12! Maybe I was wrong.

Ditto again. I should have brought the portable in the office, but I tend to get a bit loud when el tigre shows signs of being human. I’ll just wait for the update via pgatour.com’s leaderboard.

[Emiril] BAM!!! [/Emiril]

Birdie on 15.

:slight_smile:

Glad to be back, ya smiley-usin’ bastid.

Tiger ekes out a par on 16. He better hurry. He’s got a 10:48 tee time for the second round.

Pars 17. Moving on to the tough 18th.

Chief- I think Tiger’s going to recover nicely today- I realize he’s 4 over after the first, but I think he’s going to get his mind right and play better. The field will come back towards him- Goosen and Isawa can’t keep up that pace throughout the tournament.

Perhaps Tiger’s distracted by the asinine things his father has been saying recently. If I were Tiger, I’d have a little chat with dear old dad to say - “um, dad? love ya, but if you say anything else to the press about 1) my love life; 2) my status as savior of the world; or 3) comparisons between me and civil rights leaders, say Mandela or Gandhi, I’m going to have to ever so lovingly wrap this 2 Iron around your head.”

Sheesh- the guy’s a phenomenal talent, the greatest competitor in sports- can’t his dad shut his yap?

blanx

Whew. Ok, Goosen’s back to reality. OK, Tiger, your only eight shots back, let’s get with the program. Of course since Duval is now -2, el tigre may get motivated.

Dead, dead, dead.
On the bright side, we’ve got another round of playoff golf today. How can I get out of work by 1200? Hmmm?

hey Chief!! I also have nothing to add to a golf thread, but WELCOME BACK MAN!!!

Where ya been? I sense a story… please tell!

Must refrain from posting smilie! Must… refrain…

Damn, a golf thread. I thought this might be about a new extreme sport or at least a masturbatory reference.