Really scary Santas: 16, 17, 19, 20, 25, 26, 42, 46, 127, 133
Lady in line at mall, finally gets her daughter on Santa’s lap. Santa’s crew wants to snap a nice picture, Mom is shaking, steadying her digital camera into position…she is under great pressure to send out a perfect Santa picture to her family…this is going to be the Christmas card she sends out this year…must be thinking, ‘wait until they see my perfect little daughter…I went 30 miles out of my way for an authentic real white beard Santa…’
…and the little girl is crying…she wants off, now!
This lady makes it clear that this is more than a visit to Santa for her daughter; no this is clearly something much much larger, and mom is under stress as she snaps out in an intense scream “YOU WILL SIT ON SANTA’S LAP, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!”.
Christmas – Yeah, it’s all 'bout the kids.
The Santa in #125 isn’t even trying. Two of the kids are happy, but not Santa. However, #124 is quite happy indeed.
Which one is the French fashion model Santa?
Did these get renumbered at some point or am I missing something? Santa #119 does not seem to warrant the expressions of shock and horror by previous posters in this thread.
This is the newly expanded version of the gallery. They just changed the link a few days ago, so there has been a lot of renumbering.
I like #149 also, and I dig the black Santa in #100.
#65 = What the hell is going on there? Mommy Plane crashing into Santa Airport?
#123 = Probably the infamous prenumbered #119…Catface Santa…Cool!
#125 = Happy Santa with MILF on his mind, and the poor kid is screaming at the thought of it.
#128 = See #125…“You hold the brat, I’ll keep you steady on knee you NAUGHTY ‘little’ girl!”
#131 = “Gee Santa, your breath smells really egg-noggy! It’s really burning my brother’s eyes.”
#153 = Bewildered Santa…must be the last pic of his day.
When I went through the gallery last night, #119 was actually a deranged looking rabbit.
They must be changing them constantly. Now the ones I mentioned in my previous post are 129 & 128.
Just looked again and there are indeed four new photos, 1-4, so now there are 153 total.
What the hell is with that evil rabbit-wolf hybrid thing in what is now #122? Who would think that would make for happy picture time?
#130: “Stop crying, kids, Santa has a hangover.”
Bwahahahaha, that’s beautiful. I like #11. The kids are screaming and the Santa’s expressions says ‘Get these fucking kids of my holly jolly lap.’
The numbers change, so referencing a number does no good.