Time for another Bad Art thread!

Actually, I started this out of frustration over not being able to track down the old Bad Art thread. But I do have some new bad art to share, thanks to Tosh.0 - behold Dan Lacey, Painter of Pancakes! Dan has a very busy web designer - nearly everything on the site is a link to another treasure, so don’t just look at the home page.
C’mon, Dopers, show me some more bad art!