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Which forum were you a mod in?
What does SDSAB stand for?
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I think I am being whooshed, but, MY BOLDING:
[QUOTE=TVeblen]
And as a feeble last act, I posted this in **The Pit ** because it’s about the board and because it was (sniffs) my forum, so it’s where most folks would logically look for it.
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From Beginner’s Guide to Glossary of Terms on Straight Dope Message Boards
Retired Mods get the SDSAB title upon retirement.
Jim
Uh, hey levdrakon? I think they were kidding…
You need a bucket to drip into? Or maybe I should say, gush into?
Gurgle once for yes, twice for no.
Anyhow, it’ll be shame to see such a good moderator go, TVeblen. Many would see the power you were given as license to fly off the handle, but you’ve always seemed very fair-minded and (dare I say it?) nice. IOW, I appreciate your moderation in being a moderator. No one cleans up a mess like you do. Speaking of which…
Which one of you moderators is gonna move this pile of over-reacting, gurgling, blood-spewing mess?
And in case there’s any doubt, I am not volunteering.
[QUOTE=What Exit?]
I think I am being whooshed, but, MY BOLDING:
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I yanked his chain, not yours. 
[QUOTE=SkipMagic]
In coincidental but related news, levdrakon’s moderator application was just approved. Congrats, levdrakon!
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People apply to do this crap!?! I thought you got moderators the way the British Navy used to get sailors.
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People apply to do this crap!?! I thought you got moderators the way the British Navy used to get sailors.
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That’s exactly how they would have gotten my theoretical application. We were just funnin’.
[QUOTE=TVeblen]
Yep, I’m stepping aside as a mod.
There’s no juicy, scandalous reason so disappointed conspiracy theorists must be satisfied with faked moon landings.
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Hah. You’re denying it, so conspiracy theorists can be satisfied there’s no juicy scandalous reason.
Like, that oughta work.
You should tell NASA about this: all they’ve got to do is deny they faked the moon landings, and next thing you know all the conspiracy theorists will be walking away disappointed.
So. Who’s going to get the conspiracy theory under way? What’s the real reason TVeblen’s stepping aside?
[QUOTE=Princhester]
So. Who’s going to get the conspiracy theory under way? What’s the real reason TVeblen’s stepping aside?
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He discovered that Noclue secretly runs the SD. Cecil is a mere figure head, a failed actor hired to play the part, otherwise limited to children’s parties, birthdays and Reform Bar-Mitzvahs.
Whats-his-name could not bear to be ruled by Noclue and resigned.
Congratulations TVeblen on doing a good job at the message board.
Holy Spittle, it’s been five years. I remember – smacks dentures – that fateful day they made you a mod way back when. I thought: “Nah, too rational, too levelheaded, she’ll never last.” And see, I was right – just took a while.
So, what was your final Pit thread count. I thought I remembered one, and maybe a joke, but I’m not sure.
Uh… well… uh…
You suck!
Good work on the moderation. To you, my hat is very tipped. 
Well, I really can’t say strongly enough how sorry I am to see Veb go. She’s been a mod here for almost as long as I’ve been a poster, and she’s probably the one I spent the most time trying to emulate when I started this gig. She did a tough job well for a long, long time. Since she’s (hopefully) sticking around as a poster, there’s no need for farewells, but now that I know what the job involves, I can say without exaggeration that she really deserves more recognition and appreciation for her work here than I can give.
Nice work, Veb.
Whats an eblen?
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Whats an eblen?
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Here’s one.
Kind of an oddball coat of arms, though.
Wildfire for replacement mod!!
[QUOTE=Smeghead]
Wildfire for replacement mod!!
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Your request to be banned immediately is duly noted.
Why are there no mods from the UK is what I want to know.
I mean let’s face it we are far more intelligent than what you Americans is
TeVlen,
Thank you for your time and excellent work here. Go get that living room finished but don’t be a stranger.
You’ll be missed.
Don’t forget that you get one arbitrary banning as a parting gift. Choose wisely.
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There’s no juicy, scandalous reason …
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So I take it you’re not going to tell them about our love-child?
[QUOTE=Smeghead]
Wildfire for replacement mod!!
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That johnny-come-lately? Hardly! I’m waiting for them to appoint nonpolar!
You did well, Thorstein. Thanks.
It’s a sign that I’ve been here a while when most of the people I think of as “the new mods” are retired - Arnold, Uncle Beer, Veb and Coldfire. Only Arnold was an obvious pick to me at the time, but they all did well.
