That’s right folks, time to ditch Speaker! All his friends are doing it, you can too. You just need to find a girlfriend that doesn’t like him and you’re set! You can ditch him all you want, even if you were a good friend! If you don’t feel like getting into a relationship, all you have to do is mention something he doesn’t like and then get mad when he complains! Or for the easy way out, just tell him he’s a horny pig!
Ditching Speaker, it’s all the rage, so why don’t you join in?
dude,
First off, I take it that you’re friends have just recently got girlfriends. Most guys will try to make a good impression and dedicate all their attention to their new fling.
Happens all the time. It aint pretty or nice.
if the girlfriends dont like you, don’t worry. Your friends are your friends because they like you. Their girlfriends will breeze in and out of their lives, their friends should always be there.
Be a friend.
Either that or bitch about them all behind their backs, make up rumours and destroy them.
don’t worry about it pal. 
Bitch away here.
Actually, that’s the thing that bugs me… it’s just one friend, and he’s had girlfriends before. It’s just this time she doesn’t like me (heh, actually she had a crush on me and I inadvertently alienated her), and suddenly he’s all cold.
Hey everybody, Speaker’s not watching, so lets slip away and go down to the local ice cream shop. He’ll never notice…C’mon, I’ll drive!
Ditch you? We’re getting ahead of ourselves here, bud. We haven’t even been formally introduced yet.
Hi. I’m Exgineer. It’s a pleasure to meet you.
From your other thread:
We’ll get along just fine once you quit stealing my gimmick.
If you’ll observe the post counts, I believe this is MY gimmick 
Welcome to the boards, Exgineer (how do you pronounce that?)
So, Speaker… what are the dead saying these days?
Oh yeah? I’m 34 years old and I’ve been working this deal at least 20 years, so find your own angle. I swear, kids these days…
And it’s pronounced just like “engineer,” except with an “x.”
Nothing unique, the usual… ‘brains… brains…’. The vegetarian ones are a little unhappy though, with all the ‘lil meat-eaters chewin’ on 'em. Rather nasty state of affairs.
Girls come and go but friends are forever (especially when you have a ton of dirt on them )
If the girls don’t like you thats their problem. I know how you feel (except about having friends part. Hermits don’t seem to get a lot of friends, let alone girlfriends )
LMAO
I hope you haven’t contracted that nasty T-Virus yet. We wouldn’t want you mutate too horribly and eat our fellow Dopers’ brains at a Dopefest.
Wait a second, isn’t The Chicago Reader a subsidiary of Umbrella Inc.? :eek:
Yeah, and I mean, things are just falling apart down there! I mean, negotiations are just rotten, and the peace is rapidly decomposing!