Yep!
Do your worst!
'Sides, I could use a good spanking.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know what you could do.
Make him write everyone their own personalized haiku! JDT got one. Several, actually. So it’s only fair that all the rest of us should, too, don’t ya think?
And it fits your plan, in that he’ll have to do some work searching for info about people in order to pull it off. Besides, I think it would be a fun thread! 
[sup][sub]Mr. C, am I gonna get spanked now?
Well a girl can dream, can’t she?[/sub][/sup] 