I think evilbeth does, for one. I do hereby announce my intention to take her over my knee and give her several hard swats on the backside, should I ever meet her.
Does anyone ELSE need a few?
This thread is proof that one should not stay at the workplace too long after normal work hours.
I’m trying to figure out if you’re offering a service, or merely compiling a “naughty list.”
My eagerness to nominate myself is altered considerably if it’s the latter.
Oh, I’m naughty.
Very.
Often.
And I’m not sorry!
I am always in need of “a few”.
Yeah, that’ll teach me.
You know, Lizard, you’re right–I do need a spanking–I’ve been pretty bad. Do you think you’re manly enough to do it?
Hello, friends and fans of mine from SDMB,
My name is Claudia Christian from Babylon-5. My friend, Sir Rhosis (long incredibly detailed paean to Sir Rhosis has been “snipped”–S. R.) has allowed me to post from his computer. I have but one comment:
Arden, meet me at the corner of La Cienega and Vine at midnight. BYOWhips!
Oh, yes
[sub]I wondered how the hell long it would take you to notice this thread.*
Okay, you’re on!
Sorry–Thursday through Saturday I’m not really around!
Me next!! ** ME NEXT!! **
On my way…
I knew you would come around to my way of thinking, Claudia.
We’ll just wait until, oh, next week to call Adrian.
Anna Nicole Smith
Halle Berry
Rebecca Romijn (I choose not to recognize her marriage to John Stamos)
The Tilly Sisters (at the same time)
Of course - all administered by ME.
“You’ve been naughty, naughty girls and should report to ME immediately for corrective punishment.”
Oh yeah… THAT’S gonna happen!
Here in the Castle Anthrax there is only one punnishment for setting alight the grail shaped beacon. You must tie her down to the bed and spank her.
AND THEN SPANK ME!!!
Gotta love Monty Python. 
And then, the oral sex!
…oh dear god. Why does a loving caring spanking of a female bottom turn me on so much?
Mmmmm… submit yourself to me… you will be rewarded.
Promise?
Have i ever mentioned my bedroom is the perfect shag pad.
First I have mirrors on almost ever wall, ceiling included.
Plus I’m a candle freak, some are for their fragrance, and some used in foreplay.
Of coarse I have all the necessary body oils, and can’t forget the Joy Jelly.
Silk ropes that are tied onto my bed posts, uh what else.
Endless supply of condoms, the perfect love seat.
a blindfold,…uh i think thats all i have, any ladies want to come play???
My monkey…
Hmmmm, Nicklz, your room sounds like something I’d do if I were given that much free reign in decoration… Maybe I’ll just have to see it sometime.
I’ll also take up anyone’s offers of spankings.
Umm…do you mind if I bring the blindfold and the candle wax as well? I mean…If I am to be spanked, I want the works. Not just a few swats.
I bet your dates don’t freak out at all when they see this…(and btw, the proper term is “shagnasium” or its alternative, “copulatorium”)
[Homer Simpson voice]“I got a hankerin’ for some spankerin’”[/Homer Simpson voice]