But you know not to use scented candles for foreplay, right? Much burning of flesh can result. 
Silk stretches too much. You want good cotton or soft poly-propylene rope.
And, yes, I do speak from experience. 
Had to say that again!
Cerowyn-- yes I do know the difference in candles, and my bedspread and pillows are silk so I just went with silk on the bed posts too. It all works
–Oh I almost forgot two lava lamps on each side of my bed, they’re both red lava with gold water stuff. (both of them together sets off just the right amount of light)
Well, the Superdude lane is open with no waiting for any females that would like to step over. Lizard’s lane looks pretty backed up, and I figure I should at least OFFER my services…
Just wanted to say that if anyone in the world needs and deserves a spanking, it’s surely Arden Ranger.
Fortunately for me, dantheman, Claudia and a few others agree with you.
That’s because I am a supersmart supercomputer that can cause women to have an orgasm simply by my way-cool power of thought.
:: think think think ::
Well, I could probably use a few, but there’s only one person on the board that I would even think of allowing to spank me. Maybe two, but I think Shayna might be shocked at the suggestion.
Geez. I start a simple spanking thread, and everyone takes it as carte blanche to go into their elaborate sex fantasies…
If you’re gonna spank me, you better be ready for a whole night of makin’ up.
My red ass is gonna need more than a kiss, baby.
My mistress, Vulpina, has judged me to be a verrry naughty boy, and prescribes 39 lashes of the whip for the infraction of sharing our fantasy life with the SDMB…
…sentence to be carried out, live, Pay-Per-View, $19.95
Whips and chains won’t break my bones
but it’ll surely turn me on!
Alright I’m sorry it’s late and I was trying to be witty.
Shayna just called me: she told me she needs all her spanking reserves for when Mr. Norman crosses the big puddle again.
So… who would that Chosen One of yours be?
Is that ALL it takes? And I’ve been such a naughty little hardygrrl…
Want me to bend over your knee?
The shirt ssays “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.”
and it’s always the most unlikely folk wearing that shirt… (no I don’t have it)
I’ll give you 3 guesses. And what about you, Coldie? Have you been a bad boy lately?
My room is very tastefully done. It doesn’t look like some set of a cheap porno for god’s sake. Everything matches even down to the lava lamps. The candles used for “fun” are in the night stand drawer on the right along with the blindfold and some toys, and condoms, lotions, body oils are in the night stand on the left. Everything is neatly put away, the only thing you would even notice are the mirrors and silk ropes on the bed posts. Which my dates usually say something about, which leads me into showing them what else I have. (-:
Oh Hardygrll I’ve been very bad what are youg going to do about it?!? (-:
I was born a bad boy, dear.
Be gentle with me.
Hey…Me first, Nicklz.
You have to prove you can handle me BEFORE I turn my attention on you.
So sit down and let me lay across your lap…I’ve been such a bad girl and really deserve a good spanking…