Yes, it’s that time of day again. His name is PurePhreak, and I think he’ll fit in just fine here. Don’t bother with scaring the newbie with felching and squicking descriptions, since he is priveleged to have personally gotten them from myself and ssskuggiii IRL. If that isn’t a reason to like him (or be insanely jealous) then I don’t know what is. But anyway, make him feel welcome.
Hi! I’m going to bed!
So am I. Good night/morning boards.
:eek: 
Welcome to PurePhreak from the SDMB’s most recent member of the QDC (Quadruple Digit Club).
By the way, which of you did he felch and which did he squick? And when’s the wake?
Hi, PurePhreak, nice ta meetcha.
We’ve had a lot of impurefreaks here, but never a pure one.
Jack Batty said:
Thanks. Now I’m gonna have that image in my mind for the rest of the night.
Big effin’ deal. Does he know what “munging” is?
Hi, sweetie~
Nice to meet you, hope you have a good long visit here!
Scotti
Anyway, Welcome Purephreak! Enjoy your stay here!
Welcome PurePhreak!
Don’t give much attention to what they said. Remember, no one can be told what the SDMB is, you got to experience it for yourself.
May The force be with you as you roam these forums!
One can never have too many oddball friends! Welcome, PurePhreak! Have fun!
(You will never escape, so you might as well have a really good time here) 
Just an observation, but how come these welcome threads never have the actual person being welcomed replying. Strange.
sorry lloyd I just had to break the pattern thanx for the big welcome
-just anoter resident wacko
PurePhreak
Hey skantz, what’s up? So now you’re not gonna do anything stupid on this board, are ya? I mean, it’d really suck if you did. Well, don’t do anything worse than Jess’ “flame me” thread. I’m still laughing over that random act of stupidity. [side note- My nose itches and it’s driving me crazy.]
:eek: Ok, so it’s CP that you welcomed to the board. Thanks for not telling me and letting me assume it was Matt. :eek: [note to self: remember to check post profile thingys when posting to welcoming threads.]
Welcome, PurePhreak! Check your inhibitions at the door: just picture this place as a camp for ADD Scout-rejects. The denizens are bright, outspoken and ::ahem!:: glandurally advanced. The counselors wander off into the brush with campers, but somehow it all works: knowledge kindly shared.
In other words, the asylum is pretty comfy.
A new Doper! ::whirls, dances, stomps::
Veb
That was genius Tasha. Why did you assume it was Skantz? And hush up about that thread. It was long ago when I was a very stupid person. Now can we agree to never mention that again? [side note- Scratch it, you putz!]
GO fuck yourself with your big, rubber-encased vibrator.
And why the hell don’t you do things when I ask you to so it’s easier to get stuff to slide by my mom?
come on PurePhreak is way too straight forward for skantz and what the hell was that all about her mom what? do i even want to know?!?!
-We’re all stuck on this god forsaken planent may as well have some fun
PurePhreak
Probably not, sweetie. Probably not.