*Blessed are the lurkers, for their restraint shall they be exalted.
Blessed are they who strive against ignorance, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.*
Thou shalt provideth a cite for any factual information given in thy posts.
Thou shalt searcheth the boards and the Lord Cecil’s Archives before posting in GQ. Thou shalt also searcheth the boards for similar threadren recently posted prior to starting a thread.
I hope my BASIC isn’t too rusty.
100 for I=1 to 100
110 PRINT “I will not drink and post”
120 next I
130 end
what he said, for it’s almost as embarrassing as the drunken phonecall to the ex:D
He who posteth within GQ without Googleing first shall be cast upon the fires of Heck. Or Hell. Whatever. SO BE IT! :o
Thou shalt not ask the -gry question.
He who spams the Boards shall have his eyes pierced through with three-sided knives, shall have his intestines devoured by ravenous hamsters, and shall have his nuts gnawed through by fwuffy bunnies.
So Mote It Be.
Hamsters? What ever happened to Gerbils? Oh. Never mind.
Timeth doth not alwayth healeth alleth.
- Just take a look at some of the losers here on the boards.
Intelligence and arrogance makes a rancid potion.
And stupidity and low self-esteem gives you Keanu Reeves.
Promise?
Did I ever tell you I look a lot like Keanu Reeves?
Pit not, lest you be pitted.
All things in moderation - especially smilies
:o 
:mad: :rolleyes: 
;j 
:eek: did I just do that?
:smack: man, I’m such a :wally
Render therefore unto Cecil the things which are Cecil’s; and unto the Mods the things that are the Mod’s
Thou shalt not covet Scylla’s livestock.
Thou shalt not obsess about satire, foreskins, or old people.