Tinfoil hat not big enough? Just cover your entire house!

Family covers house in sheet metal to protect them from radiation.

I would be interested in seeing their “evidence.”

Gee, I could prove that I’m being bombarded by persons unknown with radio waves. All I have to do is turn on my portable radio wave detector. I’m being blanketed with radio waves, from the relatively benign “classic rock” portion of the spectrum to the mind-destroying “sportsTalk” rays.

To me, this is interesting mostly as an example of very poor reporting. How many D’Souzas are there, and do they all agree on their theory? Does anyone actually have Lupus? Why would they expose themselves to damaging radiation merely to avoid a misdemeanor citation? How did they first detect the bombardment? What is the “foil-like material” with which they have they lined their home, and is it effective? What business did Code Enforcement have inside the house anyway? Is there a significant source of radon in the area, and if so, have they actually materially increased their exposure to harmful radiation by their actions? These are the interesting questions, and each has its answer, but the paper chose not to explore any of them.

I would think that to lull their neighbors into a sense that they are being effective, I would imagine that inserting the sheet metal on the inside of the house [or perhaps they should just invest in the old fashioned aluminium siding] and camoflaging the metal inside window coverings so the neighbors wouldnt know they are both aware of the bombardment and taking steps to protect themselves. After all, if the neighbors know that they are aware of the radiant bombardment and taking protective steps then obviously the neighbors have to go one step further and conceil a radiation source actually in the house…
What?

It must be the Illuminati.

what? someone had to say it