Yeah, but put half a pound of baby in each boot …
Do not take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
I just don’t get how sage in your boots is supposed to make them smell spicy. Sage is an herb.
If you like to garden, but don’t have the space for a compost bin/heap, then you can just run your compostable waste through the blender with a little water. Dig a hole or trench between your plants, pour it in and cover with dirt. It’ll decompose quicker in smaller pieces and become worm food sooner.
I like to dig a trench, line it with my shredded documents and pour the blender on top of them. The liquid from the blender absorbs into the paper, making it break down quicker, too. Helps the soil, and less trash to throw away! 
If you do get eggshell in the eggs, use a bit of eggshell to scoop it out.
Once you’ve put a freeze on it, there will be no more transactions until you either unfreeze or cancel depending on whether you find it or not.
Turn on your bathroom fan before you take a shower and let it run for 30 minutes after.
It will help prevent mold in the bath. I’ve got a couple of other shower tips, but they’re beyond ‘simple’.
Also, wash your shower curtains and liners once a month. That will prevent the red crud at the hem.