I’m in the market for a damn good umbrella. No plastic parts, solid body, able to withstand high winds without folding like a…well…broken umbrella.
If it’s a good umbrella you seek, look no further than this.
Get weather updates on your freaking umbrella, because nothing could be cooler.
Or, if you’re a Blade Runner fan, have a go here.
Uh, thanks?
Soul nailed it in one. I was gonna steer you to the gust-buster, but I didn’t know they made it with a weather radio. Wow.
Maybe I should clarify. I’m not really looking for the most sophisticated umbrella-just the overall strongest and best put together. No need for lights, camera or action. I need it for work, and I work with the most non-geeky people you can imagine.
I love the gust-buster. I got one for free from work a couple of years ago and I still use it all the time. Since it is the ugliest umbrella imaginable (it is emblazoned with the face and call-letters of some radio weather guy), I’ve thought about replacing it with another more fashionable gust-buster, but since this is the best umbrella I’ve ever had, I can’t really justify replacing it. Nothing, but nothing will turn that sucker inside out.
And frankly, I don’t see the point of a weather-sensor in the handle. How about looking, you know, up? 
Somehow I’m under the impression you live in the same town that I do.
When I moved here, someone told me that we’re not allowed to carry umbrellas because it ruins our image of being web footed and waterproof. Actually, many people have told me this. I think they’re stupid; I own at least 15 umbrellas. Also several raincoats and a spiffy pair of galoshes. I have no useful advice for you, though. I’m just here to offer the obligatory reminder that PacNW people don’t need umbrellas.
(I want the weather one though.)
I’ve always wanted one of these.
Unfortunately I can’t vouch for the quality, since my umbrella budget doesn’t run quite that high.
Burberry apparently makes a good, but super expensive, one. Bad if you lose umbrellas, good if you like nice umbrellas.
Forget the umbrella, Czarcasm, this’ll work much better. First, pack up all your junk, then toss it in the car. Now, drive about 800 miles south and 400 miles east. Voilà.
I have a double-hinged umbrella. Allegedly, that means that the wind can bend it backwards without breaking it. It seems to work, and the umbrella was quite cheap.
Sweet. Holy. DAMN! :eek:
Those prices represent a whole month’s rent for some people. Not, unfortunately, for me, but for some.
The umbrellas do sound lovely, though.
Go for an umbrella that has vents in the top.
:eek: A $1500 UMBRELLA? :eek:
Not unless it can bring sunshine with it, I say, old chap.
I googled serious umbrella and the type of of item you’re looking for seems to be a golf umbrella. Nothing is completely windproof because if it was there would be a bunch of Mary Poppins not-wanna-be’s flying around.
From my experience, the greater the arc in the umbrella the less likely it is to fold back on itself. If you look at the miniature ones they tend to be very flat.
Don’t mess about - get the real thing: James Smith & co - since 1830.
I just buy dollar store umbrellas by the six-pack. Sure, they don’t last long, but then, I don’t care when they get lost or broken.
Welcome in the 21st Century. (Yes, this is for real)
That’s great except in a hard rain you want to leant the umbrella into the wind. The wind tunnel test in interesting but I want to see little miss sunshine use it on the 5 oclock news as she reports on the latest hurricane.
It might not be wind proof, but it is indestructible, The Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella!
CMC +fnord!