God Damn this pisses me off!
Tonight I took my daughter and her friend shopping. My kid needed shoes and other girly type stuff. As a dad of a 13 year old girl I’ve learned to let her and her friend to do their shopping thing while I do mine, and do damage control later.
Well I do my shopping and it’s time to hunt them down, and as usual they’re in the changing room trying stuff on. When I walk up there some bastard is making a move on their cart to swipe their purses. He immediately backed off when I came around the corner, went off to play like he was innocently browsing the women’s clothing then slowly slinked away. As he did this I saw him hook up with someone he knew wearing a blue cap.
Both of these bastards were in their late 20’s or early 30’s and looked perfectly normal, except for being a couple of guys hanging out in women’s clothing by the changing rooms.
I just hung out by my daughter’s cart and watched out for these assholes. A minute or so later they both came back and again were just innocently browsing the women’s clothing. We made eye contact a few times as they peeked around the corners and it became obvious they we going to try wait me out. I had my own cart and I’m sure it wasn’t clear to them I had an interest in the cart they eyeballed.
I figured out why the one of them was wearing a blue cap, it matched the display rack 3 isles over from the changing rooms. The little bastard kept sticking his head up over the isle to see if I was still there. I even toyed with him a ducked down so he couldn’t see me over the isle and I see his head sticking out the side.
This game went on for about 10 or 15 minutes, and then figured I’d go talk to them. As soon as I made a move their way they were out of the store like a shot. They had the blend and escape move down pat.
God Damn this pisses me off! Happy fucking holiday season. There is nothing so desperate around here that people need to be swiping teenagers purses to survive. You filthy bastards. I hope karma gives you everything you have coming.
No, I didn’t report it to the store, they were already gone. This may be a mistake on my part.
Yes, I ripped the girls for leaving their purses in the cart.
