Titles only!

I managed to save the titles of (some of?) the OP-less threads posted this morning.

Entire Bush Administration resigns! President Franken takes office. – Scarlett67

Paris Hilton becomes a Scientologist – twickster

Joss Whedon Announces New Firefly TV Series – slortar

Confession from the REAL Jack the Ripper – you’ll never guess who – twickster

I just found a body with a bracelet that says “J. Hoffa” on it. Any ideas? – jjimm

badchad apologizes! – malacandra

Jihadists surrender! “Fuck this shit” says Bin Laden – jjimm

Perpetual motion machine finally a reality – astro

Want to know who really killed JFK? Well here’s the truth at last – astro

Je m’amuse.