I managed to save the titles of (some of?) the OP-less threads posted this morning.
Entire Bush Administration resigns! President Franken takes office. – Scarlett67
Paris Hilton becomes a Scientologist – twickster
Joss Whedon Announces New Firefly TV Series – slortar
Confession from the REAL Jack the Ripper – you’ll never guess who – twickster
I just found a body with a bracelet that says “J. Hoffa” on it. Any ideas? – jjimm
badchad apologizes! – malacandra
Jihadists surrender! “Fuck this shit” says Bin Laden – jjimm
Perpetual motion machine finally a reality – astro
Want to know who really killed JFK? Well here’s the truth at last – astro