(ha, I’ve been reading these message boards for 6 months or so, and never bothered to get a login… untill yesterday! now I wanna make myself known! and so I’m trying to start a few real memorable threads 
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hmm… make this the Too Much Information Thread! Liberate yourself! free your soul and tell the world some thing about yourself that no one needs to know and will probobly make everyone squirm with embarasement/discust!
you want me to start? HA! no way… I’m new here… I don’t need the first thing people knowing about me to be something icky! bwa ha ha ha ha
I think the TMI thread is sole reason why you can’t do a search for anything less than four letters:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44749&highlight=toothbrush
(By the way the only way I found it again was by looking for “toothbrush”)
hell, just do a search for oldscratch and analingus.
[sub]THAT oughta get stomachs turning…[/sub]
Analingus! It’s fecal-rific!
Analingus! It’s not just for breakfast anymore!
Analingus! Get it - while it’s still hot!
Analingus! The breakfast of champions!
Analingus! Now with low 0.9% APR financing!
Analingus! Take time to smell the assholes!
Analingus! It’s also low-fat!
P.S. iampunha is cute!
Thanks miamouse. I enjoyed rereading that. Mermaid’s surgery story cracks me up so much.