TMI: Weirdest/coolest thing you've ever masturbated to.

Myself and some of my buddies had this discussion in boot camp a few months ago: what’s the weirdest and/or coolest thing you’ve ever gotten off on? I’m looking for unusual choices here.

Someone else won the ‘coolest’ award with his entry, a 1927 Sears catalog. I won the ‘weirdest’ with that eel-girl video that was going around online a year or so ago. Yeah, that one, with the two Japanese girls and the funnel.

So, have at it, but please wash your hands first.

When I was 12 or 13, a picture of a bikini-clad Veronica Lodge in an Archie comic book.

Betty.

Boop or Cooper?

Might I be the first to say:

:eek:

In fact, I think we need a few more.

:eek: :eek:

A couple :confused: :confused: for good measure, and one last :eek: .

I’m not proud.

Who am I kidding? I kick ass for the standards I set in threads like this. :wink:

Cooper. Two-dimensional blondes have always been my type. :smiley:

Ow! Honey, I didn’t mean you! Stop hitting me!

This thread.

I can’t believe I’m actually posting this.

A blonde bombshell model in a “Bass Pro Shop” catalog circa 1981 who happened to be wearing a, “Kiss My Bass” T-Shirt.

I have sunk to a new low…

The skyline at night.

What can I say, I was out at night up in a tree standing on a branch in a neighborhood park with the stars out twinkling and the city lights spread out before me when the feeling struck me. I’m lucky I didn’t fall out of the tree and kill myself at the end.

Not Paige? :confused:

I’m not sure I can answer this question. I’m not done. :wink:

I will tell ya I mooked in a chick’s cole-slaw once. Oh, why did I type that? :smack:

And on that “Penthouse Forum” moment, I’m closing this thread. :rolleyes: