To all Bob Rivers fans out there: HAYLP!!!!

[Uniball]

I have a buncha MP3 of this guy, and a problem: I cannot identify, or in some times remember, the songs he’s making fun of. Can you help me, pwetty pwease with sugar on top?
Here’s the list of songs I don’t know/remember the original names:
Bob Rivers - Antidepressants 1.732 KB
Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves 2.533 KB
Bob Rivers - Buy A Truck 2.385 KB
Bob Rivers - By The Time I Get The Meat Axe 1.777 KB
Bob Rivers - Cirrhosis Of The Liver 1.330 KB
Bob Rivers - Dead Dog Rover 1.084 KB
Bob Rivers - Death By Misadventure 2.989 KB
Bob Rivers - Foreigners 2.009 KB
Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time 1.326 KB
Bob Rivers - He’s Alive (Elvis) 2.016 KB
Bob Rivers - I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer 2.834 KB
Bob Rivers - Ignorant Man 2.880 KB
Bob Rivers - I’m A Weight Watcher 1.242 KB
Bob Rivers - I’m Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn 1.170 KB
Bob Rivers - Jesus’s Birthday 2.393 KB
Bob Rivers - Kennedy The Letch 981 KB
Bob Rivers - One Toke Under the Bench 1.692 KB
Bob Rivers - Pick My Nose Again 1.620 KB
Bob Rivers - Pokemon 1.445 KB
Bob Rivers - Rap’s Not Even Music 1.841 KB
Bob Rivers - Sorry We Boned Ya (AOL) 1.632 KB
Bob Rivers - Spinning Reel 1.750 KB
Bob Rivers - Stinkin’ Up My Backyard 1.655 KB
Bob Rivers - The Ayala Song 2.274 KB
Bob Rivers - The Magical Kingdom Of Claus 5.518 KB
Bob Rivers - The Nafta Song 2.132 KB
Bob Rivers - The No Smoking Song 2.072 KB
Bob Rivers - The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen 1.476 KB
Bob Rivers - Three Inch Tool 2.008 KB
Bob Rivers - Walkin Round In Womens Underwear 1.821 KB
Bob Rivers - Whitewater 2.428 KB
Bob Rivers - Who Blew That Smell 1.694 KB

And to help others, here’s the ones I DID identifyed.

Bob Rivers - A Big Ton O’ Moola (parody of The Lion King’s Hakuna Matata) 1.975 KB
Bob Rivers - A Letter To Santa 2.523 KB
Bob Rivers - A President Who’s Black (parody of Rolling Stones’ Paint it Black) 1.296 KB
Bob Rivers - A Salute To Breasts (parody of The Name Game) 1.287 KB
Bob Rivers - A Visit from St Nicholson (parody of Twas the Night Before Christmas) 4.258 KB
Bob Rivers - Acid Rain (parody of Beatles’ Penny Lane) 1.190 KB
Bob Rivers - All You Need Is Elves (parody of Beatles’ All You Need Is Love) 2.770 KB
Bob Rivers - American Pie Eulogy (parody of Don McLean’s American Pie) 3.412 KB
Bob Rivers - Antidepressants 1.732 KB
Bob Rivers - Baby Madonna (parody of Beatles’ Lady Madonna) 2.014 KB
Bob Rivers - Beat Up Old Jetliner (parody of Steve Miller Band) 2.189 KB
Bob Rivers - Beaver Fever (parody of Fever) 1.936 KB
Bob Rivers - Big Hairs of Lynn Wood (parody of Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London) 2.446 KB
Bob Rivers - Bisexual (parody of Queen’s Bicycle Race) 1.863 KB
Bob Rivers - Bomb Iraq (parody of The Bird is the Word) 1.421 KB
Bob Rivers - Bosnia (parody of The Doors’ Gloria) 1.372 KB
Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves 2.533 KB
Bob Rivers - Burning Down The Church (parody of Talking Heads’ Burning Down The House) 1.253 KB
Bob Rivers - Buttafuco (parody of Heart’s Barracuda) 1.776 KB
Bob Rivers - ButtCracker Suite (parody of Nutcracker Suite) 3.813 KB
Bob Rivers - Buy A Truck 2.385 KB
Bob Rivers - By The Time I Get The Meat Axe 1.777 KB
Bob Rivers - Cane ‘Em Good (parody of Devo’s Whip It) 1.716 KB
Bob Rivers - Cats In The Kettle (parody of Cat Stevens’ Cats in the Cradle) 1.511 KB
Bob Rivers - Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire (parody of Nat King Cole’s Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) 3.114 KB
Bob Rivers - Cirrhosis Of The Liver 1.330 KB
Bob Rivers - Clean The Aquarium (parody of Hair’s Aquarius) 2.577 KB
Bob Rivers - Clean The Catbox (parody of The Clash’s Rock the Casbah) 2.329 KB
Bob Rivers - Clintons Tush 1.182 KB
Bob Rivers - Connie Chung (parody of Jethro Tull’s Aqualung) 1.591 KB
Bob Rivers - Connie, Do You Wanna Know A Secret (parody of Beatles) 1.331 KB
Bob Rivers - Cows With Guns 4.897 KB
Bob Rivers - Crypto (parody of Harry Belafonte’s Day-O) 1.548 KB
Bob Rivers - Dark Side Of Naboo (parody of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon) 2.706 KB
Bob Rivers - Dead Dog Rover 1.084 KB
Bob Rivers - Death By Misadventure 2.989 KB
Bob Rivers - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep (parody of AC DC’s Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap) 3.017 KB
Bob Rivers - Do The Chinese Love Their Children (parody of Sting’s Russians) 1.788 KB
Bob Rivers - Dole Fan (parody of Soul Man) 2.674 KB
Bob Rivers - Don’t Put Out This Turd (parody of Beatles’ Free As A Bird) 2.022 KB
Bob Rivers - Dr Jack (parody of The Who’s Happy Jack) 1.396 KB
Bob Rivers - Driving With Mr. Magoo (parody of Janis Joplin’s Me And Bobby McGee) 2.750 KB
Bob Rivers - For Those Who Bombed Iraq (parody of AC DC’s For Those About to Rock) 1.852 KB
Bob Rivers - Foreigners 2.009 KB
Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time 1.326 KB
Bob Rivers - Ghosts in White Linen (parody of Moody Blues’ Nights in White Satin) 1.102 KB
Bob Rivers - Grahbe Yahbalz (parody of Deck the Halls) 1.070 KB
Bob Rivers - Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones (parody of Papa Was a Rolling Stone) 2.815 KB
Bob Rivers - Gump (parody of Van Halen’s Jump) 1.632 KB
Bob Rivers - He’s Alive (Elvis) 2.016 KB
Bob Rivers - Holidaze (S’cuze Me, I Got Gifts To Buy) (Parody of Jimi Hendrix’s Purple Haze) 2.969 KB
Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus (parody of Black Sabbath’s Iron Man) 3.157 KB
Bob Rivers - I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer 2.834 KB
Bob Rivers - I Don’t Have Hair Anymore (parody of Phil Collins’ I Don’t Care Anymore) 1.418 KB
Bob Rivers - I Fought The Lawn (parody of Bobby Fuller’s I Fought the Law) 1.414 KB
Bob Rivers - I Used To Rock And Roll All Night (parody of Kiss’ Rock’n’Roll All Nite) 2.742 KB
Bob Rivers - I Want My MP3 (parody of Dire Straits’ Money For Nothing) 1.859 KB
Bob Rivers - Ignorant Man 2.880 KB
Bob Rivers - I’m A Weight Watcher 1.242 KB
Bob Rivers - I’m Just A Singer In A Holiday Inn 1.170 KB
Bob Rivers - Inflatable Woman (parody of Guess Who’s American Woman) 2.578 KB
Bob Rivers - Jesus’s Birthday 2.393 KB
Bob Rivers - Kennedy The Letch 981 KB
Bob Rivers - Little Hummer Girl (parody of Little Drummer Boy) 2.112 KB
Bob Rivers - Livin’ La Vida Yoda (parody of Ricky Martin’s Living La Vida Loca) 3.650 KB
Bob Rivers - Love In The Oval Office (parody of Aerosmith’s Love In an Elevator) 1.635 KB
Bob Rivers - Mad Cow Disease (parody of Dire Straits’ Industrial Disease) 2.288 KB
Bob Rivers - Martina Navratilova 1.379 KB
Bob Rivers - Media Killed the Royalty Star (parody of Buggles’ Video Killed the Radio Star) 2.169 KB
Bob Rivers - Middle Age Waistline (parody of The Who) 1.594 KB
Bob Rivers - Minimum Wage (parody of Smashing Pumpkins) 1.699 KB
Bob Rivers - O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads 1.009 KB
Bob Rivers - Officer Fuhrman (parody of Beatles’ Eleanor Rigby) 1.028 KB
Bob Rivers - One Toke Under the Bench 1.692 KB
Bob Rivers - Oops, I Farted Again (parody of Britney Spear’s Oops, I Did It Again) 1.700 KB
Bob Rivers - People Get Famous (parody of The Doors’ People Are Strange) 1.277 KB
Bob Rivers - Pick My Nose Again 1.620 KB
Bob Rivers - Please Don’t Shoot Mr. Postman (parody of Beatles’ Please Mr. Postman) 1.289 KB
Bob Rivers - Pokemon 1.445 KB
Bob Rivers - Protection (parody of Aretha Franklin’s Respect) 1.864 KB
Bob Rivers - Prune Juice (parody of The Troggs’ Wild Thing) 1.477 KB
Bob Rivers - Pubic Hair (parody of Hair) 1.056 KB
Bob Rivers - Rap’s Not Even Music 1.841 KB
Bob Rivers - Read It In The Tabloids (parody of Creedence Clearwarter Revival’s I Heard It Through The Grapevine) 1.522 KB
Bob Rivers - River of Pee (parody of Billy Joel’s River of Dreams) 2.623 KB
Bob Rivers - Rummy Rocker Boy (parody of Bing Crosby and David Bowie’s Little Drummer Boy) 3.791 KB
Bob Rivers - School’s Out Of Ammo (parody of Alice Cooper’s School’s Out) 2.182 KB
Bob Rivers - Seahawk Fan (parody of Billy Joel) 2.693 KB
Bob Rivers - Seasick Asian Man (parody of Johnny Rivers’ Secret Agent Man) 1.637 KB
Bob Rivers - Shouldn’t Touch This (Pee Wee Herman Song)(parody of MC Hammer’s Can’t Touch This) 872 KB
Bob Rivers - Sled Zeppelin (parody of Led Zeppelin’s D’Yer Maker) 2.476 KB
Bob Rivers - Smells Like Teeny Spirit (parody of Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit) 2.078 KB
Bob Rivers - Smoke A Bowl (parody of Always Coca Cola) 2.406 KB
Bob Rivers - Sorry We Boned Ya (AOL) 1.632 KB
Bob Rivers - Space Station Oddity (parody of David Bowie’s Space Oddity) 3.082 KB
Bob Rivers - Spinning Reel 1.750 KB
Bob Rivers - Spokane (parody of JJ Cale’s Cocaine) 1.558 KB
Bob Rivers - Star Wars Cantina (parody of Copacabana) 2.316 KB
Bob Rivers - Star Wars Medley 2.612 KB
Bob Rivers - Stinkin’ Up My Backyard 1.655 KB
Bob Rivers - Take A Whack On The U.S. Side (parody of Lou Reed’s Walk on the Wild Side) 3.422 KB
Bob Rivers - The Angel 1.156 KB
Bob Rivers - The Ayala Song 2.274 KB
Bob Rivers - The Devil Went Down to Jamaica (parody of The Devil Went Down to Memphis) 3.169 KB
Bob Rivers - The Dot Coms They Are A Closin (parody of Bob Dylan’s The Times They’re A-Changing) 2.107 KB
Bob Rivers - The Fondler (parody of The Wanderer) 1.915 KB
Bob Rivers - The Girl With Emphysema (parody of The Girl From Ipanema) 2.587 KB
Bob Rivers - The Magical Kingdom Of Claus 5.518 KB
Bob Rivers - The Nafta Song 2.132 KB
Bob Rivers - The No Smoking Song 2.072 KB
Bob Rivers - The Police Stopped My Car (parody of Feliz Navidad) 1.856 KB
Bob Rivers - The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen 1.476 KB
Bob Rivers - The Water Police (parody of Cheap Trick’s The Dream Police) 1.868 KB
Bob Rivers - Them Beans (parody of Alice In Chains’ Them Bones) 1.383 KB
Bob Rivers - This Old Man Is On The Commode (parody of John Fogerty’s Old Man’s Down the Road) 1.697 KB
Bob Rivers - Three Inch Tool 2.008 KB
Bob Rivers - To All The Girls I’ve Fucked Before (parody of Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias’ To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before) 3.351 KB
Bob Rivers - Tragical Anthem (parody of Stars and Stripes Forever) 1.475 KB
Bob Rivers - Walkin Round In Womens Underwear 1.821 KB
Bob Rivers - We Buy The Tampons (parody of Queen’s We Will Rock You and We Are The Champions) 2.900 KB
Bob Rivers - Weenie In A Bottle (parody of Christina Aguillera’s Genie in A Bottle) 3.222 KB
Bob Rivers - West Seattle Girls (parody of David Lee Roth’s California Girls) 2.587 KB
Bob Rivers - What An Ugly Man He Was (parody of Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s Lucky Man) 3.226 KB
Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannabis (Parody of Joan Osborne’s What If God Was One Of Us) 2.488 KB
Bob Rivers - When Are They Going To Fry OJ (parody of Terence Trent D’Arby) 2.030 KB
Bob Rivers - Whitewater 2.428 KB
Bob Rivers - Who Blew That Smell 1.694 KB
Bob Rivers - Wild Card Fever (parody of Ted Nugent’s Cat Scratch Fever) 2.024 KB
Bob Rivers - Windows 95 Sucks (parody of Rolling Stones’ Start Me Up) 2.033 KB
Bob Rivers - Wrong Foot Amputated (parody of Offspring’s Keep Em Separated) 2.003 KB
Bob Rivers - You’re A Porn Star (parody of Smash Mouth’s All Star) 1.229 KB

[screech-owl]

Sure: (can’t find my tapes)

Bob Rivers - Dead Dog Rover - (I’m Looking Over A) Four Leaf Clover - no idea

Bob Rivers - Foreigners - Angels We Have Heard On High - Traditional Christmas Carol

Bob Rivers - I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear - Traditional Christmas Carol

Bob Rivers - The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen - God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen - Traditional Christmas Carol

Bob Rivers - Walkin Round In Womens Underwear - (Walkin’ In A ) Winter Wonderland - Traditional Christmas Carol
Pretty Sure:

Bob Rivers - The Magical Kingdom Of Claus - The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Complete WAGs:

Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time - Getting Better All The Time - The Beatles
Bob Rivers - Spinning Reel - Spinning Wheel - Three Dog Night(?)
Bob Rivers - By The Time I Get The Meat Axe - By The Time I Get To Phoenix - Glenn Campbell
BTW, I LOVE “I Am Santa Claus”

[Spritle]

Bob Rivers’ little ditty with the girl singing “There’s something stuck up in the chimney” is my FAV x-mas carol. That and John Pryne’s “Christmas in Prison”.

No help in recognizing orig. tunes, I was reading through the list and lost focus. Too long for me. Sorry

“The dog is barking up the chimney flue and we don’t know what we’re gonna do.” God, what lyrics!!