OK,
Who else now has the lyric,
“Don’t expect to get your bloody black snack pack back”
Running non-stop in their brain right now?
Satan, I would say our absence in that thread was notable. Chocolate, vanilla or butterscotch?
Wally gets one, too. After all, he did out him.
Notthemama: It’s bad enough that I posted this; you wanted a link to the offending thread?!
That’s it; you’re off to Wally’s Cyber-Sleuth Summer Camp.
Give me immortality, or give me death!
Fuck the snack packs! I want a polish sausage, an oatmeal stout, and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Rainforest Crunch!! (Anyone know where I can get that stuff? The Ben & Jerry’s that is.)
For those who want the snack packs, I say, “let the babies have their way!”
Oops! I stole yours! Keep away, keep away!
Bucky
Make mine chocolate, please. Or rice pudding is good if you got it. I’m easy.
Yer pal,
Satan
http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One week, three days, 16 hours, 15 minutes and 47 seconds.
427 cigarettes not smoked, saving $53.39.
Life saved: 1 day, 11 hours, 35 minutes.
mouthing a buck
sidelong glances down the street
Satan, can I atleast lick the spoon when you are done??? 
(Get your dirty minds out of the gutter, I meant nothing by that!!) 
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
nnnnnnnnnnAAUUUUUGHHHHH !!! Dammit, dammit, dammit! I can’t resist … the force of his trolldom …it’s … too strong …
in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000955.html
Urge Overkill, The Ogre, what-the-fuck-ever said:
(emphasis added)
I … I just can’t say anything after that.
(Begins tossing snack packs about the room.)
Give me immortality, or give me death!
catches a snack pack, calmly places it in her insulated lunch bag. Catches another one. gives it to the Urge.
I don’t care what the rest of you think. The Urge is a good boy, just a little misguided.
Now in my second month of exile in the 21 pit
When did the pit turn into MPSIMS?
fuck everyone here.
And yer mommas.
HEY! Don’t lick anything of his, he’s engaged!
Sheesh.
By the by, he grabbed me online last night and we had a conversation.
{sigh}
It was just more of the same.
The two points I got from him are that we haven’t really heard what he has to say, and he started his Pit thread so that we could “get the flames out of the way” so he’d feel free to post something intelligent so we wouldn’t trounce him when he did, as he perceives we did in the past; and that we just don’t like him and we forced Tuba to ban him (regardless of him having two screen names and threatening the board, albeit probably not seriously).
I tried to point out to him that there was a lot of good advice given to him through these various threads, but he refuses to read and learn from them.
Stupid? Maybe a little. Egotistical? Yes, but as has been pointed out, probably from a low self-esteem. Young? You betcha.
My $0.02. I hope he comes back here, reads and really tries to understand some of the stuff that was posted to help him out, and maybe even comes back - and doesn’t screw it up. Hey, third time’s the charm…
Esprix
Evidently, I rock.
Ask the Gay Guy!
Hey hey …dammit it’s a frame I tell ya …that wasn’t me in that thread. mmmm let’s see it was my son!! yeah my son! he got on my computer and used my username…ummm I will kill him dammit (all out whine) iiiiii wannntt my snackpak snif blubber
ok then since this is the pit you can all go to hell…ah don’t need no snakpak crap anyways…I got a bananna sandwich with my lunch…
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
aha, hun, Milossarian relented. Even he couldn’t resist the power of the Dark Side.
snags a chocolate
Woohoo!!
(sobering) oh! ( straightening my shirt )well then that’s different Jez, thanks.( doin a small embarressed happy dance)
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Gee, All I tried to do was help. You can have my snack pak, but don’t touch my Doritos!
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig!
FYI, I have become OgreUrge’s new best friend - he IM’s me online now.
{sigh}
Esprix
Evidently, I rock.
Ask the Gay Guy!
I always knew Urgy Boy was a closet case 
Esprix: he attempted same with me over the last few days. I accepted the first IM in order to tell him not to bother. From then on, I click the “decline” button. The relief!
And apparently he has no memory, let alone sense, as he just tried to IM me again about 30 minutes ago. I clicked the decline button and was pleasantly rewarded with AOL’s pop-up announcement that OgreFade’s IMs are now being ignored. Ah, the relief!