Sqrl, I don’t hate you. I didn’t like what you said, but it takes a lot to make me hate someone. Besides, if I hated you, I would have to change my sig, and I am too lazy to. 
I hate you, Sqrl, but only for that damnable Small Wonders link I was forced to follow.
–Tim
As cool, gay dudes go, yer tops, Pops.
If I ever gave you the impression that I “hated” you, I’m sorry, Sqrl. Although I don’t agree with your stance on homosexuality, I do respect you and think you’re a good guy.
Now that Esprix character is a different matter altogether… (KIDDING!) 
Oops, just read your Melin thread, and I do think you went overboard a bit in that thread.
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Sqrl, all I’m going to say is HUGS!
Love you man…
Thank you everyone.
Any others still out there?
Sqrl
(Deleted Small Wonder Thread for Homer. hehheheh)
Alright, Sqrl, you fuckin’ faggot, since you asked, I hate your fuckin’ guts! You’re a small-dicked, pea-brained, pansy asshole without the wits or the brawn to jerk off your own dick! And you wanna know why, nancy-boy?
YOU HAVEN’T POSTED A FUCKING LINK!
Really, what the fuck are you all talking about? How could anyone hate my favorite Sqrl (well, co-favorite - Talkingsquirrel has his own unique charm)?
ChiefScott, you’re now on my shit list. I guess I know how I rank 'round here…
And Snark… oh, fuck it. Never mind.
Esprix
FWIW, I hate you, and your little dog, too! 
BTW, Snark, his “stance” on homosexuality? Like, you mean, the fact that he is one? :rolleyes:
Phil, no, of course not. I don’t agree with SqrlCub that it is immoral for someone with same-sex attraction to date/marry a member of the opposite sex. He has repeatedly called me “immoral” for doing so.
Hmmm…no one seems to hate you.
If you wanted me to, I could. (Nothing personal, but you asked for people who hated you to post their feelings and no one has. That must hurt.)
Um…
I hate your little button-like eyes.
I hate your round little cheeks.
I hate the way you kind of tilt your head to the side before deciding whether or not to eat a peanut I’ve tossed in your direction.
I hate your bushy tail.
Um…running out of ideas…lemme check your profile…
Hmmm. Apparently, you’re not actually a squirrel. I retract the above statements. Given that, I can’t think of any reason in particular to hate you (execept impersonating a squirrel, something I have a hard time getting worked up over). Is there anything in particular you’d like to be hated for?
Always happy to oblige.
Fenris
Fenris:
Wonderfully funny post.
Welcome to the boards!
Yer putz,
Satan :wally
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Hey you want to get a Sqrl’s attention, just climb up a tree and act like a nut! 