Must be a Geezeen. Or would it be Geezine? Geezita? Geezette?
Wall Street Geezette?
That’s what it sounds like.
A “crypt” of geezers: A bunch of old farts standing around talking about their medical problems.
Did you forget what a Geezerdaddy is?
“Geezerdaddy is a slang term for a man who offers to support a much younger non-geezer woman”.
But my vote for a Geezerlady would be Geezerella. That Street Geezette sounds too hookerish.
I was afraid that connotation would be less friendly.
But what about the Jane Fonda image for Geezerella?
Or maybe Geezilla from the old Japanese monster movies?
Hot topic of discussion on a date (and incidentally the most depressing in retrospect): not sex, but analgesics. Sometimes geezerhood blows, and not in a good way.
What’s a Matlock? By the time we get all that stuff done most of old geezers will have stumbled off the stage for the final time!
I hold for a strong declination: I geeze, I goze, I have gozen.
How about new lyrics for On Moonlight Bay but with
“We were geezing along…” instead?
Ahem I am a proud Geezerette… I spend my off days waiting for the bus at Wal~Mart,watching the people go by.
Sounds thrilling! Glad to see a non-geezer who enjoys geezing. We had been told that women don’t like to admit to geezing. Happy to see that’s an Urban Legend, at least as far as you’re concerned.
Do you get as much thrill out of People of Walmart as you do the real thing?
WHAT’S A MATLOCK? You, sir, are no geezer, you imposterous…I’m calling securit…Hey, elGringo, how the hell are you? Pull up a chair, golf is coming on the TV.
What the hell is going on? Time for your old folks to get your pills!
Cheeze it! It’s Nurse Ratched! And is she ever PISSED!
No,People ofW~M is usually too mean spirited for me.
We Ladies of Geezerette usually call it people watching or Catching up with Friends…
I’ve had many people tell me"I thought you were dead!" or I still miss you at HEB"
(HEB is a grocery store chain in Texas- - Worked there for 13 years. quit 6 years ago)
Howard E. Butt! Great store - shopped at them all the time when I lived in Texas. 
Or the Rolling Stones, Beatles, Jeff Beck, ZZ Top, Beach Boys. They’re all pushing geezerhood.
I love concerts where the remaining member of Three Dog Night (or some such) crawls out onto the stage and tries to stand up, using his guitar as a crutch, while attempting to croak “who wants to rock?”.
This reminds me of:
Ware Tetralogy
See my username, which I have used for several years, partly to poke fun at myself for getting older, and partly to show I have a sense of humor about it. BTW, I think the adjective should be geezier, not geezer.
Regard,
Geezer1948