MS is back ? Oh crap ladies, we better run out for hair spray so we can keep our hair poofed and perfume for our crotches. What a putz !
Good job Satan and Coldy !
Care to explain that comment? I would love to undersatand it better.
No problem, Euty! I meant that as a disclaimer for if (and, knowing him, when is a better word to use) he comes back yet again as another identity. Right now, Skribblin knows what he should do to prevent this: Play by the fucking rules!
Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, one day, 13 hours, 55 minutes and 13 seconds.
7383 cigarettes not smoked, saving $922.90.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 4 days, 15 hours, 15 minutes.
Thanks, Coldfire.
And to anyone else, if there is a shread of doubt in your mind (which there shouldn’t be), check out his post in this thread from yesterday. 100% pure Serlin tripe. :rolleyes:
Oh man, I hadn’t even seen that one, mouthbreather. Jesus, he isn’t exactly hiding it, is he? That tripe alone is enough for a serious flamefest. But we know that doesn’t help in keeping him away.
What we want to know is: what WILL keep him away?
I honestly don’t know.
::bows to Coldfire in recognition of his great powers of perception::
Please only use those powers for good, Coldy! (and I can’t think of anything much better than Serlin stompin’)
lee,
Back in December, he had a long, drawn out post in this thread about what men like during sex. Look for the post by “MarkSerlin” Here are the 2 gems:
and
What a smooth talker. :rolleyes:
Anyway, “poofin yer hair and spraying your crotch with perfume” became a running gag on the board.
I can’t explain it. But here is where it comes from; straight from the Ummm… horses mouth. Check out this post.
I will (not give him, I’m not about to give him anything) acknowledge this. He inspired one of the funniest series of posts I’ve ever seen. Arnold Winkelreid’s christian bookstore series.
Can someone give me a link?
It’s all in this thread, douglips. Arnolds Parody doesn’t start on the first page though, but for pure Soft and Hard Core Porn Fantasies from PlanetSerlin, read all posts by PRISM02, Serlins incarnation at that point.
Skribbler is out posting like a madman, yet somehow he keeps missing this li’l thread. Weird, huh 
He knows he’s found out, he’s just milking this newest name as much as he can. I wonder what other user names he already has made…shall we star another Mark Serlin screen name contest?
I thought we confined witch hunts to the Pit.
Note to self:
Never, ever, ever cross Satan.
I feel a bit foolish saying I never even opened that thread when it was around but I have to give credit where it’s due and, Arnold, that was completely wonderful - the best total and sustained demolition I’ve witnessed on a MB.
Actually, that whole thread really is a remarkable roller coaster. Serlin riding high on a wild fantasy, then the ladies come in and start ripping into him, then Arnold takes it to another level, I felt exhausted after reading it. Phew
We don’t do it because it gives the bulletin board software a VERY bad case of the hiccups. We’ve reported this problem to the programmer, and perhaps it will be fixed on the next upgrade. In addition, we can’t do it to certain people because they don’t have fixed IPs.
And Ed and TubaDiva won’t let me put my alternate plan into effect, which is to turn the whole problem over to my cousin Vinnie. Vinnie is low tech, but he’s very, very effective.
Seems to me that Vinnie could also set him up with concrete shoes for the bubbling trip downwards…
Who says Ed and Tuba gots to know? You could just secretly mention it to ol’ Vin at the next “family” meeting or something. Better still, slip this thread into his cannoli! If something were to happen to Serlin, I’m sure there could be some Godiva action coming your way…