Hey, Mark…I read this thread you started:
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/003928.html
And I got to thinking…you know, I can find a perfect woman for you.
She’s always ready and willing for any position, her hair is always poofed, and she doesn’t have that fishy “natural” smell at all! And as an added bonus, she’ll stick around with you for the rest of your life, mainly because she never has to listen to your bullshit!
Popcorn! Peanuts!
Say, easy there, ma’am . . . please don’t feed the trolls. Especially that one–he’s on a special dies of bile and misogyny. Thanks!
Cotton candy! Red hots! . . .
Er, that’d be a “diet,” ma’am. We lost our proofreading budget in the drought of '06.
Mark,
You wouldn’t know good sex if it snuck up behind you and felched you.
Zette
Work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak!
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
Mark, forget DrainBead’s post. I know an even better woman…
I can guarantee you’ll have fun. She might even mention you on her page!
I hope someday you find a woman who douches with "Jovan Lit Musk " so the two of you can live happily ever after…
:::shudder:::
Work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak!
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
Fascinating, and instructive concerning some posters. I have never felt to need to create a specific post to ridicule or attempt to humiliate, embarrass or denigrate another SDMB poster.
Are your individual egos so small that you find it necessary to attempt to do this to me in order to gain some perverse satisfaction or ‘one-upmanship’? Perhaps you have the mentality of or ARE actually children and lashing out in obvious immaturity or in personal angst because it makes you feel like you are someone?
If so, then, by all means, please harangue away. By attacking me, you will be leaving some other person alone.
Mark
“Think of it as Evolution in action.”
Funny, how he goes out of his way to insult people while sobbing about being insulted.
Way to take the high ground there, Mark.
Oh, if only this part were true. . . (of course, it sort of begs the question, “what’s an un-specific post?”).
Rich
Oh no we won’t. We can multitask.
Hey, I bet it’s okay for us to make fun of them if they’re fat, huh Mark? Perhaps we can just spank those pounds away?
Holy shit, that sounds like Richard Simmon’s wet dream…
“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius
Damn you, Flyp! Now I have that image of Richard Simmons in my head… ::shuddering violently::
That’s it, Flyp…you’re goin’ down…
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin
ZETTE says:
NEVER use Jovan Lit Musk “down there!” It can result in third-degree burns as embarassing as they are hard to treat. 
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
Nope…just all women in general.
D’uh!! Of course, and our crotches stink too!
You are a real weenie!
Why dont you repost this in another forum…there IS a forum you havnt polluted yet isnt there?
It ain’t perverse…just PURE satisfaction…take a deeeeep breath.
Now, now, people, I know MarkSerlin, and, at the very real risk of being accused of being his ‘alter ego’ or ‘secondary personality’ or even ‘him under another name,’ I’d like to defend him.
I understood his post and I know that it was not meant to insult any women nor anyone else, but once the attacks started, I pretty well knew that he was done for because I’ve seen this type of feeding frenzy before on other boards. You should have seen what happened to him on the ‘interracial discussion’ board when he responded to a post from a black poster who stated that all white people are actually put on Earth by the Devil to harass the Beautiful Black race. That, by the way, is a Nation of Islam belief. Check it out for yourselves. He tried to bring sense into the topic and faced a harassment that makes you guys look like amateurs, which included e-mail and a complaint registered with AOL because he called a defending poster a ‘rabid racist’ {I liked that one}. By the way, he has received supporting e-mail from quite a few SDMB posters concerning his posts. He copied them and sent them to me as proof.
I’ve corresponded with him for several months and ran into him on some boards and generally like his style. Check out his post on Michael Moores board. You know, the Great Equalizer of the working folk. He wondered why the great MMoore was picking so many rather insignificant fights and asking his followers to jam up e-mail servers when there were so many real problems and injustices to go after out there. He even wrote to the great MMoore several times asking this and Moore didn’t reply.
That’s enough, folks. I think you guys get too much of a kick out of jumping on people here in the SDMB if they don’t agree with you or fight back. As for Mark, well, he doesn’t run from a fight so dig in and get ready for a looong discussion. Alright. Now accuse me of being him in disguise.
Just a note here, folks. I know he had a talk with one of your favorite people and found out the answer to that big mystery, which he told me, but figures that it’s none of your business and hasn’t posted his observations. Nor is he going to, even though I told him to because I thought it might be fun. Alright. I’ve said enough to get me into deep shit but I aint going to fuss with you.
The Night Watch always knows things.
I would just like to state, because it bears repeating, that Heather’s homepage is SO BAD. Anyone (except Satan, probably) who needs a laugh should check it out. I’m wondering when it’ll show up on Worst of the Web.
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
The embedded Meatloaf wav had me ROLLING on the floor!
Also the double and then triple banners at the top as you click through the site are a nice touch.
I think Mark Serlin needs to go back to the 80s. All the Big Hair Women he can stand! Personally, I don’t like big hair and I refuse to “poof” my hair for sex or anything else.
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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Oh, and the ideal woman for Mark is undoubtedly HERE
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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
OC, that might just be one of the funniest things I’ve seen.