To journalists: There is no Loch Ness Monster

Nessies. I am heading that way tomorrow, so I’ll try to get a shot and post it on the weekend. It’s in the middle of nowhere: rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, nessies, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water.

Otters frolicking on ice are the best – even better than nessies.

I thought he was working on his book about Bigfoot.

Only on his days off, or when Smithers covers a shift.

I took a photo of a whole family of Nessies! SQUEEE!http://my.tbaytel.net/culpeper/Loch Ness Monsters near Manitouwadge 20061214103644000.jpg

Maybe they meant that didn’t find anything.

Oh, yeah? Then who puts the haggis under the Christmas tree?