To journalists: There is no Loch Ness Monster

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=kambuckta]
Nessies or otters?

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Nessies. I am heading that way tomorrow, so I’ll try to get a shot and post it on the weekend. It’s in the middle of nowhere: rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, nessies, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks, trees, water, rocks trees, water, rocks, trees, water.

Otters frolicking on ice are the best – even better than nessies.

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
Seeing otters fucking is pretty cool. It’s not as cool as Nessie, but it’s still pretty cool.

Seriously though, everyone knows that Nessie’s not there-he’s working as a door greeter at Mr. Burns’s casino. Duh.
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I thought he was working on his book about Bigfoot.

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[QUOTE=Miller]
I thought he was working on his book about Bigfoot.
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Only on his days off, or when Smithers covers a shift.

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I took a photo of a whole family of Nessies! SQUEEE!http://my.tbaytel.net/culpeper/Loch Ness Monsters near Manitouwadge 20061214103644000.jpg

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[QUOTE=muldoonthief]
Too minor for the pit, but here’s the ridiculous headline: Loch Ness Monster-Like Creature’s Bones Found
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Maybe they meant that didn’t find anything.

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Oh, yeah? Then who puts the haggis under the Christmas tree?