Long, long ago, in a land far, far away I eked out a living at the periphery of Hollywood. I wrote screenplays; some of which were optioned, most of which went unnoticed, all of which went nowhere.
But with the unrivaled smarts and talents of the members of the SDMB, I am sure that we can come up with STORIES based on movies mating with movies and other perversions of classics.
I herewith submit a few of my own (weak as they are):
GOYIM WITH THE WIND – “What? You want I should buy these smoking ruins? Are you meshugga?“ Don’t even talk to me about “TORAH, TORAH, TORAH!”
CASABLAHBLAH – “Of all the gin joints in the world I had to come to the only one without an Internet hook-up.”
STAR WARTS – “Luke, you have a fungus.”
I know, I know – very insipid at best. I’ve been up here in the mountains too long. Please, save this thread – add your own STORIES based on movies mating with movies and other perversions of classics.
Okay, I’ll bite:
[ul][li]Rebel without a Claus - a southern soldier spending Christmas on the frontlines.[/li] Avi ate her. (oops that’s a porno movie)[/ul]
Fanny Hall: “Encouraged by this, her hands became extremely free, and wander’d over my whole body, with touches, squeezes, pressures, that rather warm’d and surpriz’d me with their novelty, than they either shock’d or alarm’d me, lah-di-dah, lah-di-dah.”
Kill Bill Gates - Volume I: Thousands of zombies with crashed hard drives converge on the Microsoft building with but one goal – to get their money back.
Lord of The Rinks: Paul Newman returns as Reggie Dunlop to reinvigorate a failing hockey team, and finds himself doing battle with the first place Sarumons.
The Unnatural: The corpse of Roy Hobbs rises from the grave to play baseball. As the DH, he leads his Tampa Bay Devil Rays to their first World Series victory.
Don of the Dead: Ex-Eagle Henley plays guitar with Bobby weir and Mickey Hart
The Skor: Robert DeNiro and Ed Norton shoplift a candy bar
Meet me in Orange County: Bittersweet musical about a young man leaving home for college; great performances by Jack Black, Judy Garland.
It’s a Wonderful Afterlife: Catholic commits suicide, gets to see how everyone’s life changes for the better now that he’s gone; he still goes to Hell, though.
Young Franken: Gene Wilder in a hilarious send-up of left-wing comedy (“That’s Frahn-ken”).