Ok, people, I’m only going to go through this once, so pay attention.
Stop putting the requests for Prior Auths in the box where the already requested Prior Auths go. When you do that, the request sits in there until I find it (because you fuckers never do your share of them, so I do them all) and it wastes time.
When it is your kitchen duty week, empty and fill the ice trays daily. You will find this chore on the “List of things to do when you have kitchen duty” sign that is posted next to the fridge.
When the light comes on that there’s a patient up, or a help light comes on and a doctor needs something, it would behoove you to move your ass. Do you not think that the doctors or our supervisor notice that I put back 80% of the patients and assist with the majority of biopsies? They are not stupid, not one of them is. When you don’t get a nice raise or move up to the responsibilities I have and will continue to earn, don’t bitch about it. You don’t have to be perfect- I’m not, but you do have to move your ass.
Stop posting religious notices in the kitchen. Not everyone that works there is Christian, and some of us are sick of looking at it. It would be nice if you’d take the bible out of the kitchen, too, but I guess that’s too much to ask for.
If you change the sizing on the copier, please turn it back to 100% when you’re done. That would save me a lot of wasted paper and time.
To whoever was stockpiling the free Advil and Tylenol we had access to and taking it home- you suck your mama’s toe jam. I can no longer grab a couple Advils when I have a headache.
Why is the kitchen off-limits except during breaks to the M.A.s but not the rest of the staff? Why are we held to a higher standard than everyone else in regard to almost every policy you have i.e. hours, breaks, uniforms?
Okay, that just about wraps it up. I feel better now. Carry on.