To my neighbors:

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I’m not sorry we made so much noise last night. :smiley:

2

So your mail order maracas finally came in did they? :stuck_out_tongue:

3

I take it then that somebody was spongeworthy?

4

And we weren’t invited? :frowning:

5

Heheheheee…yeah.

6

My word! How can that women take such a pounding? The walls are shaking!

She’s a sponge dear. They bounce right back.

Oh…

7

(insert “contraceptive sponge” joke here)

:stuck_out_tongue:

8

Penis ensued!!

:smiley:

well someone had to say it, might as well’ve been me

9

Now I masturbating like a motherfuck! W00!!!