Look, I’m not going to apologize. I lost all the weight I gained when I was pregnant 15 years ago. I didn’t marry and divorce an abusive drug addict. I’m not raising two kids by myself. No, I don’t have to work. Yes, I have a nice house that is almost paid for. Yes, my husband bought me a car. Yes, I can cook. I am very happy in my life. I’m not sorry about any of that.
I am sorry your life isn’t what you wanted. You made your choices, I made mine. Maybe I did get lucky, maybe it has nothing to do with the choices I’ve made. Maybe your life has nothing to do with the choices you’ve made, maybe you’ve just got rotten luck. Whatever the case, I’m happy and I’m sorry you’re not. But I am not sorry that I’m not, OK?
Your little (and not-so-little) digs at me aren’t going to make your life any better, but if it makes you feel better, just keep right on doing it. Don’t be surprised, though, if when you call, I’m not home. Don’t be surprised if, when you come over for holidays, I’m merely civil to you and nothing more. Even my patience has an end, and kiddo, you just sailed right on past it.