It’s the whole John Hinckley / Jody Foster thing… Let’s hope his aim isn’t any better.
Shake it off, TaylorSw1ft!
Cause the Pats are gonna cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat
And the league has got the data data data data data
But I’m just gonna hand-wave wave wave wave wave
Hand wave away, hand wave away
You’re taking longer than we thought.
That’s a poor reference. You see, people on your own side of the aisle think you’re an idiot. But hey laugh it off and call us immature. Don’t think anyone actually expects you to change. You’re hardwired to be a blathering knob…
So, have you figured out what Belichick should be suspended for yet? 
I had already conceded that he should not, but I’m reconsidering since he now has to answer for people like you.
First Rule of Holes, my friend.
My irony meter just busted.
Just when I think you couldn’t be more blind to your own idiocy, you top yourself. I think that maybe you’re actually some kind of internet performance art piece. You’re not actually the world’s most self-unaware idiot, you’re actually an internet based avant garde artist, out to make a larger comment on the inability of intelligent people to allow idiocy to flourish unchecked.
You, however, need to apply the Zeroth Rule of Holes first: Be able to realize you’re in one.
Definitely the avant garde artist.
Do please notice how far you’re not getting in the forums where one’s assertions need to be backed up, and schoolyard invective is not permitted.
Thanks for the reminder. Let me rephrase what I said earlier:
" You’re not actually the world’s most self-unaware delusional idiot, you’re actually an internet based avant garde artist, out to make a larger comment on the inability of intelligent people to allow idiocy to flourish unchecked.
Glad you could remind me to include reference to your inability to perceive reality.
Please don’t blame Elvis on the rest of us.
I kind of do, but that’s not why I’m here. I’m here to tell ElvisL1ves to jam his fanboy Pats wank-site up his fucking asshole. Just because a different Patriots homer douchebag than you wrote an opinion down doesn’t suddenly make it “factual.” (It does make it awesomely funny that the Pats fans feel a need to set up a whole website to convince everyone else that the Pats are only average cheaters.
I’d smugly tell you that maybe you’ll learn that someday when you grow up, son, but: 1) you’ve demonstrated resoundingly that you have no capacity for learning, and 2) apparently you’re 70 years old.
You really want to fuck Brady right in that dimple, don’t you? Yes, you do, big boy, right in the dimple … 
Now you’re just stealing Jon Stewart’s material. Unsurprising, for a Patriots fan.
Interesting. Can I ask why you think that he reflects badly on me?
It was a joke. I do think he represents Patriots fans though. I’ve had a lot of fun reading the comments sections of Boston sports articles, and they’re all as crazy-desperate as this douchebag.
OK then. I would hope that to at least some degree I’ve represented a counterpoint to the crazy-desperate douchebag contingent.
In general, internet commenters are a pretty self-selected group. The douchebags always stand out. The people agreeing with the reports are mostly just going to shrug and move on with their lives. I just happen to have some free time now that the semester is over.
When deflategate first broke, I was pleasantly surprised to see internet commenters express a sense of say-it-ain’t-so-Joe disappointment and a sense of things being tarnished. In short order though, they all seemed to buy into a homer-driven model that the league and everyone else were just out to get the Pats. That’s been nearly exclusively what I’ve seen since.