if I ever find out who you are, I’ll be basting the pages of a dozen hardcore gay porn mags to your cars with the runny yolk of a dozen eggs EVERY OTHER WEEK, you goat felcher felching pricks.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Can’t you take a yolk? 
I used to love egging things. It’s a very satisfying form of mischief.
You could take it out on me if you don’t find them.
Wow.
You have THAT MUCH gay porn lying around?
I want to make a joke about pasting it down with egg whites instead of the yolks, but the exact phrasing escapes me.
I hope you don’t take this the wrong way Trunk, but I definately give at least your past self a big fuck you. :mad:
And in actual fact I would let an experienced purveyor of pornography help in the selection of the raunchiest rags available.
Did you box somebody in a parking spot? That was the standard retaliation round these parts.
But I’m guessing this was just another random case of teenage vandalism.
Ah yes, retaliation - a healthy part of driving.
I prefer leaving notes reading “Learn to park, asshole” as someone did to my friend sophomore year. He wasn’t that badly parked; however, its’ a nice way to make someone who deserves it look/feel like a tool.
If I ever decided someone’s parking job was atrocious enough to require censure, I’d go the note route too. There’s room enough to park a dozen cars on this crecent; it was just some punks tooling around throwing eggs out the window, as this morning I found out at least two other cars got hit.
I guess it was good I had to take it in to get a tire fixed this morning, since I went out at 2am to clear the junk out of my car and washed it off. I have to say there are better things to do at 3 in the morning though.
Once, there was a boy who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a van down by the river!
Well, not really part of driving, per se.
But, no, I certainly do not condone the practice. I’ve had acquainances getting their car windows smashed in for parking in front of somebody’s house–mind you, legally–and not moving their car. Some dude came out yelling “move your car!” and shit. My friend refused and went about her business. When she came back, her car was sans driverside windows.
Somebody on here had a rather similar experience by parking in somebody’s “reserved” spot during a Chicago window.
Yes, it’s stupid, unhealthy, and I don’t condone it. I’m just saying it’s not all random vandalism. There is an “unwritten code of the neighborhood,” if you will.
That should be “Chicago winter.”
Just don’t go this route, it will probably cause you more anguish then a new paint job and cost you more too.
I feel your pain, Nanoda. Someone egged my truck and it actually shattered the paint. Real funny.
The other weekend I got a knock on the door from the El Cerrito PD at 6:30am, some shitstain had been driving around with a pellet gun shooting out car windows…$180 damage to my truck, $400 to my g/f’s car and a few thousand more to many other cars around the area. Felony vandalism.
Really need to do something stupid? Fine, TP my house or soap my windows or something, don’t do permanent damage.
Smoove B, is that you?
However many eggs were busted on your car should be hardboiled, and inserted (in the shell and still hot) into the culprit’s rectum. If you all want to dress up in white fatigues and re-enact the egg scene from Cool Hand Lunke, so much the better.