I don’t know who you are, but I would be willing to bet you are bored teenagers. You have a habit of doing this over the last few years during summer vacation and on Halloween. I bet you feel real clever stealing the eggs your mom bought and throwing them at cars all over the neighborhood. I bet you think you’re rebels.
If I ever catch you guys (they must be guys, as I’ve never known girls to be this immature), I’m going to tie you down to a chair, pull out each your fingernails and toenails one at a time. I’m going to gently rub an ice cube over each of your nipples, making them nice and hard. Then I’ll cut them off with garden shears.
You do not fuck with a man’s car. You’d better hope I never catch you.