You fucking skank.
Hold your fucking huge-ass umbrella with the point down. Do you not realize the point is directly pointed at my crotch?
I don’t particularly like my testicles, but I don’t want to disappoint my fuckbuddy by not being able to shoot.
Fuckin retard.
pours Scott a steaming cup of decaf
Ok… breathe…
massages Scott’s shoulders to work out the knots
The week is almost over, and then you don’t have to deal with people for two days.
If that doesn’t work, be vocal and tell these people to be careful, be thoughtful, and to stop spontaneously shedding massive pubic hairs.
I only opened this thread to tell you that “walking yeast infection” is the single worst insult I have ever heard.
Ever.
And I’ve heard some filthy ones.
Jesus.
What!?!?!?!?
I just deleted my ugly little reply I just remembered there are children on this board. Save the vitriole for the fuck buddy eh?
Boy this is the dregs eh?
Oh, please, this is straight out of Letitia Baldridge compared to some of the insults I’ve seen here. No offence, scott.
None taken, matt. Have none of these posters ever been to the Teeming Millions page o’ flames? Gawd.
Shouldn’t you be out taking pictures of the metro? 
You guys are getting bent out of shape about yeast infection?
Fer cryin out loud, she could have a yeast infection - then it wouldn’t even be an insult, just a statement of fact.
Personally, I’ve always like syphilitic whore as a particularly nasty insult, although you have to be careful who you say it to. Pretty much you have to be positive that you never want to have any sort of relationship with that person ever. Bitch, people get over. Syphilitic whore and you’ve pretty much cut all ties.
Oh, and sorry about your cajones, Scott. Good to hear they’re still intact.
You don’t like your nads? How come?
I said why in my “What do you like/dislike about your body?” thread on IMHO a while back. I’d provide a link but I’m too lazy.
Getting back to the original rant, agree with you 100%, scott. The only thing worse is when they’re a step or two higher and are swinging the points back into your face.
Oh, okay. I just thought you meant you didn’t like having them in general.
I still think “walking yeast infection” is pretty gross. But then again, I think yeast infections are also sort of gross. There’s just something about the phrase “vaginal discharge” that makes me all queasy…
Whew… I’m glad I’ve only been to Montreal once, and I forgot my umbrella that time. (Sucked, because it was raining in Quebec, too.)
I do little flips with it and stuff, so I’m a real danger zone. 
Seventh son of a blind, leprous Babylonian sewer rat.
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