To whoever misplaced three 747's, please claim them at the KLIA lost and found counter

This story is… strange:

12/08/2015
“Malaysia hunts owners of Boeing 747s abandoned at airport”

12/11/2015
“'Missing’ owner of three Boeing 747s comes forward”

“'Missing’ owner of three Boeing 747s comes forward”

08/03/2016
“Kogi former governor, Capt Wada abandons three airplanes at Kuala Lumpur airport, Malaysian government threatens to auction the planes.”

What all happened between December and now, and how “Swift Air Cargo” aka “Splunk n’ Dash Sdn Bhd” is involved I can’t say.

For some reason, I was under the impression that better track was kept of things like 747s.

It is rare for a 747 to not be properly accounted for let alone three but airliners (and, more frequently, smaller jets) really do get stolen fairly frequently. Here is a case of a 727 that disappeared in front of lots of witnesses and still hasn’t been found.

Jet airliners aren’t even the largest machines that can become ‘lost’ intentionally or otherwise. Criminals steal full sized ships so often that there is a firm based out of New Orleans that specializes in locating them and stealing them right back. That has to be one of the most baddass jobs in the world.

However, it sounds like the 747’s are neither truly lost or stolen in this case. The likely owner is trying to claim them but Malaysia really wants the money if they can sell them. I have no idea why anyone would leave three 747’s grounded for a year. They are hellaciously expensive to maintain even if they are just sitting there. My best guess is that the owner is broke and cannot afford them at all whether they are flying or not. They probably should have been sold a year ago if that is the case because owning three non-flying 747’s is a tremendous waste of money that would bankrupt almost anyone.

The company name “Splunk n’ Dash” sounds like a joke name. Switch the leading consonants and you get “Dunk n’ Splash”, a name I would hesitate to give to an intercontinental airline.

Weirdly, a web search for “Splunk n’ Dash Sdn Bhd” returns a link to a business directory which indicates that it is a laundry and dry cleaning business in Kuala Lumpur.

Sorry. I intend to include a link to that business directory in my previous post.
http://www.basisnet.com.my/malaysia-company%26business-credit-information-search/splunk-n-dash-sdn.-bhd..php

Did you catch that the main guy is called Captain Max Hardberger? Sounds like the sort of name a trashy novelist would give to his tough hero.

I’m wondering if there isn’t something very shady going on here, but it’s hard to see how someone could profit from buying 747s under a fake name and then abandoning them.
Maybe this company never owned any planes and just thought that maybe they could get away with claiming to own them since they seemed to be abandoned.

I’m not – I’m just surprised that Amazon didn’t lose them. Lord knows our logistics has some really off days. :slight_smile:

But the things can be used as weapons of mass destruction, as we unfortunately know all too well.

I think it’s more likely that they were purchased by a half-baked entrepreneur who had some idea for their use, but the idea or the necessary money didn’t work out, so can’t afford to do anything with them, but isn’t ready to let them go. The fun and games with ownership might well be because the owner doesn’t want to lose the planes but doesn’t want to be responsible for all the parking costs they have racked up. These situations are pretty common in the maritime world with ships, which is my area. It has all the hallmarks of being a similar situation.

I think it’s probably this. These are not planes you buy because you have a lot of options.

That would be my guess. Possibly they are not worth much more than for scrap metal without a lot of money being spent on them.

What the heck is up with Malaysia and misplaced airplanes?

Imagine the size of the Denver Boot attached to those planes.

I quite often arrest ships. You think you’ve seen big handcuffs? You have no idea.

Anyone care to pool their resources with me to submit a bid?

I got ten bucks AMERICAN burning a hole in my pocket.

Can you afford to park and maintain them? That’ll cost at least $10 more.

Shady ?? Malaysia ??

I’m sorry to say it: 50 years ago, Malaysia was only slightly primitive, and slightly foreign. Now it’s shady.