To whomever has the "heck/gosh" sig line...

Holy mackerel! I can’t believe all the chicken stuff you cornshuckers are spouting off!

Man alive!

Jiminey Christmas! What the Sam Hill is going on here? Watch your phraseology!


Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – another custom design by the mind of Wally

My husband actually says “Gawd Dag” on a regular basis.

Ye gods!


Ask the Gay Guy!

Great Scott! Holy Shamoly! Well, Tarnation! Great Balls of Fire! Man, Oh Man! Wowsers! Shucky Darn! Knock Me Over With A Bucket Of Scallops!

I’ll Fix Their Little Red Wagon!

And The Same To You With Knobs On!


The Legend Of PigeonMan

  • Shadow of the Pigeon -
    Weirdo of the Night

Oh for crying out loud in a bucket…

You drug me all the over here for this?


rocks

Wally

Haven’t thought about Johnny Dangerously in ages. LMAO

“You ice holes ! I’ma gonna takah your bells, I’ma gonna put 'em in a sling !! This is fargin war !!”

Next day newspaper headline in huge font "
FARGIN WAR"

oh . . . . me, I just giggled myself looney. Ah.