I read this and thought of you…
Andy Rooney on “cripes”:
Esprix
Criminy! Haven’t you read Ed Zotti’s new language rules? Sure as H you’re going to get in trouble for this. Holy mackerel!
Jeepers! You teeny-boppers are gonna get it for sure now!
Like my mom still says: “Right Arm”!
Carpe Jugulum
“Shiva H. Vishnu!”
- a surprised Apu, of The Simpsons
Launcher may train without warning.
You’re looking for Nuero-trash grrrl.
Jesus H. Tap-Dancin’ Christ in a g-string - you’re right! 
I will find her and get her over here post-haste. I’m embarassed that I forgot who had what sig line.
Esprix
Or even Neuro-trash grrl. It’s been a long day…
Gee whilikers, fellas, watch the language!
–In France I’m considered a genius.
What the fark is going on here, you corksarking iceholes?
Horse puckey.
– Sylence
“Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?”
Gol durn it, I said to watch your language!
Esprix, forget my name will you, you son of a biscuit? You bunshole! You worthless piece of Schlitz! Fork you and the horse you rode in on!
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Not on your tintype, Girly-girl!
“I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that.”
Emo Phillips
tabernouche! quels mots!
Andy Rooney? I thought it was George Carlin.
I’m gonna go set a spell and have a pop while I mull that over.
My Excruciatingly Commonplace Homepage: FireMoon
There’s some filthy G-darn language in this thread. You people are going to H-E- double toothpicks if you keep that poop up!
It’s JEEPERS. JEEPERS Cripes.
Imbibo, ergo sum.
Dag Nabbit! Do you kiss you mother with that mouth? What in tarnation is wrong with you folk?
Rose
I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
Or, as my family is wont to say when annoyed by someone: fekin’ eegit.