My littlest young’un is turning 5 today. She requested:
-a Barbie cake
-a Swan Lake Barbie (which I bought)
-a Swan Lake Ken (which her grandmother bought)
-Barbie plates
-Barbie party hats
-Barbie party whistles
-Barbie plates
-Barbie napkins
-a Barbie dress to wear (which she didn’t get because I couldn’t find one anywhere)
-and frozen pizza.
Her father stated he was not wearing a Barbie hat. I informed him that if she asks him to wear a Barbie hat, then he is damn well going to put that hat on and like it. He wanted to know why she won’t play with GI Joes. I reminded him that he won’t let her play with his GI Joes. “It’s HANS and GEORGE!” he said.
My mother is coming, along with that thing she’s wasted the last 18 years of her life being married to and that chick who’s been living in their basement for 6 years. My dad is coming, too, and I believe he’s bringing his not-girlfriend-just-good-friend with him. Donations of alcohol will be accepted after 2:00 CST.
Not the most interesting OP in the world, I know, but I have 1/2 hour of work left to go and I’m bored.