today's blue plate special

mom’s old fashioned meatloaf.
complete with de-lux tomato sauce.
mashed potatos
and green beens.

dinner salad: $1.00 extra
tips accepted

Could I get broccoli instead of green beans? And are the mashed potatoes creamy–you don’t have garlic mashed potaoes, do you? I want the de-lux tomato sauce on the side. And is your salad just lettuce, or does it have other stuff in it? Could I substitute the salad for the green beans if you don’t have broccoli? Do you have nice merlot to go with this, maybe something from Peru? And could you bring some bread when you bring the wine? Thanks, doll.

Oh, and could you tell them to stop smoking over there?

HEY YOU BOOTH OVER THERE!!!

QUITCHERSMOKING!!!

Excuse me, what’s tonight’s blue plate special?

Meatloafmashedpatataystwovejankaffee.

And the white plate special?

Same.

Then why is the white plate special a dollar more?

Hafta wash the white plate every time.

:smiley: